The Show Quote
[Jack Benny is opening a bank account]
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Your social security number?
Jack Benny: One.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Do you have any scars or identifying marks?
Jack Benny: Well... yes, I have a tattoo done many years ago.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: What does it say?
[embarrassed, Jack whispers in Mr. Mooney's ear]
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: J-e-l-l-o?
Jack Benny: You see, I had to. In those days, sponsors were hard to come by.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Your social security number?
Jack Benny: One.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Do you have any scars or identifying marks?
Jack Benny: Well... yes, I have a tattoo done many years ago.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: What does it say?
[embarrassed, Jack whispers in Mr. Mooney's ear]
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: J-e-l-l-o?
Jack Benny: You see, I had to. In those days, sponsors were hard to come by.
Movie: The Show
