The Simpsons Quote

[Barney and Homer are in a helicopter, when they land in the middle of a bridge and stop a beer truck. A six pack falls out]
Homer: You have to do it Barney. You have to save my kids.
Barney: I can't. My nerves are shot. [grabs six pack]
Barney: Beer.
Homer: [grabs beer] No. I won't let you do it. You have to be sober for this. [chugs beer]
Barney: You can't drink them all.
Homer: Oh, yeah? [wrestles rest of six pack from Barney and chugs it]
Homer: I won't let you do this Barney. Not when you've come this far in... [slurred speech]
Homer: being the greatest pal in the world. I love you. I guess it started at graduation, when I- [passes out]
Barney: Homer. You brave, brave man. You took 6 silver bullets for me.
Homer: [mumbles] Stay away from my wife.

TV Show: The Simpsons

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