The Thick of It Quote
Malcolm Tucker: The Tom wobble; it's over.
Ben Swain: So what does that mean?
Malcolm: Well it means that the rats are now returning to a Very bouyant ship... and they're playing deck tennis. So that's lovely isn't it?
Ben: What does that mean for me, then?
Malcolm: I guess that means that you're standing in the chamber of the house of commons with your big flaccid dick hanging out with a Vote for me sticker on the end.
Ben Swain: But you said I had a chance! About half an hour ago you said I was in with a shot!
Malcolm: Well, half an hour you were in with a shot. This is half an hour hence! We've fucking time travelled, yes? We're in a weird and wonderful world where everything is different! Maybe outside the polar ice caps have melted, maybe there's fucking robots knocking about and Davina McCall's the new pope. Maybe you can download rice! I want you, right now, to think about your future, OK? Think about what you are doing! Get yourself back on the train to fucking Tomsville, yeah?
Ben Swain: So what does that mean?
Malcolm: Well it means that the rats are now returning to a Very bouyant ship... and they're playing deck tennis. So that's lovely isn't it?
Ben: What does that mean for me, then?
Malcolm: I guess that means that you're standing in the chamber of the house of commons with your big flaccid dick hanging out with a Vote for me sticker on the end.
Ben Swain: But you said I had a chance! About half an hour ago you said I was in with a shot!
Malcolm: Well, half an hour you were in with a shot. This is half an hour hence! We've fucking time travelled, yes? We're in a weird and wonderful world where everything is different! Maybe outside the polar ice caps have melted, maybe there's fucking robots knocking about and Davina McCall's the new pope. Maybe you can download rice! I want you, right now, to think about your future, OK? Think about what you are doing! Get yourself back on the train to fucking Tomsville, yeah?
TV Show: The Thick of It
