The Thick of It Quote
[Jamie has found out that Nicholson has leaked Immigration figures]
Jamie: Nicholson! The immigration shit. It was you, wasn't it? You Mimsy, Bastard, Quisling, Leak Fuck!
Julius Nicholson: [Smirking] Sorry.
Jamie: Yeah, you will be sorry! You inflatable cock! You sold us out didn't you?! Deny it!
Julius: Well, James, I can't deny something until I have the actual charge presented to me.
Jamie: You mean apart from the charge you're gonna get when I clamp jump leads to your baldy bollocks? OK, OK! You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy did knowingly do us up the shit-hole by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am going to have your guts as a skipping rope! And your lungs sundried and turned into a little fucking waistcoat!
Julius: Jamie, technically it was not a leak, because firstly-
Malcolm: Eat that prawn.
Julius: -there's not confidential-
Malcolm: Eat that fucking prawn.
Julius: I'm not eating prawns, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Eat that prawn. Eat a bit of fucking pizza. [throws half eaten pizza at Julius]
Julius: Don't be stupid.
Malcolm: Eat another prawn.
Julius: Stop it!
Malcolm: Have some fucking chow mein!
[Everyone else starts shouting and throwing food at Julius]
Jamie: Nicholson! The immigration shit. It was you, wasn't it? You Mimsy, Bastard, Quisling, Leak Fuck!
Julius Nicholson: [Smirking] Sorry.
Jamie: Yeah, you will be sorry! You inflatable cock! You sold us out didn't you?! Deny it!
Julius: Well, James, I can't deny something until I have the actual charge presented to me.
Jamie: You mean apart from the charge you're gonna get when I clamp jump leads to your baldy bollocks? OK, OK! You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy did knowingly do us up the shit-hole by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am going to have your guts as a skipping rope! And your lungs sundried and turned into a little fucking waistcoat!
Julius: Jamie, technically it was not a leak, because firstly-
Malcolm: Eat that prawn.
Julius: -there's not confidential-
Malcolm: Eat that fucking prawn.
Julius: I'm not eating prawns, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Eat that prawn. Eat a bit of fucking pizza. [throws half eaten pizza at Julius]
Julius: Don't be stupid.
Malcolm: Eat another prawn.
Julius: Stop it!
Malcolm: Have some fucking chow mein!
[Everyone else starts shouting and throwing food at Julius]
TV Show: The Thick of It
