The Three Stooges Quote

Mac: [as he and Lydia are being arrested]Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I...
Lydia: [screaming at Mac]Shut up!
Mac: You shut up!
Policeman
3: Just get in there.
Mac: [to the police officer]I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em.
Policeman
3: I don't care.
Teddy: It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called lucky one who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other. That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life?
Lydia: Funny you should ask
: Can you give us 830,000 bucks to save the orphanage?
Teddy: Uh... no. [the Stooges gasp in shock]
Teddy: That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven. And he just... he just tried to murder me, and run off with my wife, and- and you expect me to just give money to the women who handed me over to that monster? I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but... I can't do that, uh... sorry.
Policeman
3: Excuse me, Mr. Harter? Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way.
Moe: [Moe slaps Larry]Donut remover.

Movie: The Three Stooges

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