The Three Stooges Quote

Mother Superior: Boys, where have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere.
Moe: Well, I guess we just didn't have the nerve to come back and tell you... we failed.
Mother Superior: Oh, you didn't fail. Look at our new home.
Moe: [surprisedly]New home? Who paid for all this?
Peezer: You did!
Moe: Huh?
Moe's Hip Executive: The kid's right. The money's coming out of your pocket.
Moe: Sorry slick, but we don't have that kind of dough!
Moe's Hip Executive: Oh, you will. See, the network has taken the liberty of paying off the orphanage's debts and building the new complex. Think of it as an advance. All you got to do is sign right here, boys, and you three will be the stars of our next big reality show: Nuns vs. Nitwits. What do you say?
Moe: Oh, gee!
Curly: I always wanted to be a nun! Mmm...
Mother Superior: Oh, and by the way, the Jersey Shore kids pitched in for the down payment.

Movie: The Three Stooges

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