The Three Stooges Quote
Larry: [Turkey in the Straw plays in the background; a sign reads Rolling Gills, The Kings of Farm Raised Sammin]Here's a little drink for you, Elsie.
Larry: [Larry holds a watering can over the salmon]Jonesy, you gotta hold still in order to get a drink. Hello, Maritza, you're getting your color back.
Curly: [Curly steps on a salmon to shoo the flies away]Ralphie don't look so good.
Moe: Poor guy's drying out.
Curly: Oh, good for you, Ralphie. Realizing there's a problem is half the battle, heh-heh.
Larry: Hey look, our first customer.
Curly: Woo-woo-woo.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: What are you doing?
Moe: Only selling the finest farm-raised salmon in the county, that's all.
Curly: Yeah, they're all free-range; no nets, no cages. They can go wherever they want.
Larry: Plus we have smoked salmon. [Larry holds up a salmon with a cigar in its mouth]
Curly: Oh.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: But this is a golf course!
Larry: So what? We let 'em play through.
Curly: What's your beef?
Moe: Yeah, we're trying to save an orphanage. Look, are you here to buy fish, or are you just kicking the tires?
Larry: [a police car pulls up]Hey, do your job. Cart path only.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: I'll cart path you, you little - [Moe pokes Lamson in the eyes]
Larry ,
Curly ,
Moe: Nyah-ah-ahh!
Curly: Woo-woo-woo, woo-woo! [the Stooges run away]
Moe: It's the five-o, scram!
Officer Mycroft: You again!
Larry ,
Curly ,
Moe: Nyah-ah-ahh! [the Stooges run off with a windmill, then throw it to the ground as they run away]
Larry: Oh, my back. [the Stooges run through a hole in the hedge]
Larry: [Larry holds a watering can over the salmon]Jonesy, you gotta hold still in order to get a drink. Hello, Maritza, you're getting your color back.
Curly: [Curly steps on a salmon to shoo the flies away]Ralphie don't look so good.
Moe: Poor guy's drying out.
Curly: Oh, good for you, Ralphie. Realizing there's a problem is half the battle, heh-heh.
Larry: Hey look, our first customer.
Curly: Woo-woo-woo.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: What are you doing?
Moe: Only selling the finest farm-raised salmon in the county, that's all.
Curly: Yeah, they're all free-range; no nets, no cages. They can go wherever they want.
Larry: Plus we have smoked salmon. [Larry holds up a salmon with a cigar in its mouth]
Curly: Oh.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: But this is a golf course!
Larry: So what? We let 'em play through.
Curly: What's your beef?
Moe: Yeah, we're trying to save an orphanage. Look, are you here to buy fish, or are you just kicking the tires?
Larry: [a police car pulls up]Hey, do your job. Cart path only.
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson: I'll cart path you, you little - [Moe pokes Lamson in the eyes]
Larry ,
Curly ,
Moe: Nyah-ah-ahh!
Curly: Woo-woo-woo, woo-woo! [the Stooges run away]
Moe: It's the five-o, scram!
Officer Mycroft: You again!
Larry ,
Curly ,
Moe: Nyah-ah-ahh! [the Stooges run off with a windmill, then throw it to the ground as they run away]
Larry: Oh, my back. [the Stooges run through a hole in the hedge]
Movie: The Three Stooges
