The Three Stooges Quote

Young Moe: [looking into Mary-Mengele's mouth]Huh, I haven't seen a case like this in years.
Young Curly: And would you look at all that metal in her mouth?
Young Larry: Must be too much iron in the water.
Young Moe: Don't you worry, Sis, you're in good hands. We'll have that bum tooth out in no time.
Sister Mary-Mengele: [moans]No.
Young Moe: Anesthetic.
Young Larry: Anesthetic!
Young Curly: Anesthetic!
Young Moe: [Curly picks up a croquet mallet]15 millgrams. Give!
Young Curly: Five, ten, fifteen! Nyuk, nyuk.
Mother Superior: [Curly hits Mary-Mengele on the head with the croquet mallet, she goes unconscious; Mother Superior knocks on the door]Boys?
Young Moe
Young Curly
Young Larry: Nyuh-uh-uh!
Mother Superior: Open up, please.
Young Moe: It's the head penguin, boxcar seven on three. Break; one, two, three.
Mother Superior: [the Stooges flip the rotating table, revealing a dinner table underneath]I said, open this door!
Mother Superior: [Mother Superior opens Mary-Mengele's office door; Larry plays the violin off-key, Curlypaints a picture, Moe reads a book]What are you three up to?
Young Larry: Just dabbling in the arts.
Young Curly: Indubitably.
Mother Superior: Oh. Well, lunch is ready.
Young Moe
Young Curly
Young Larry: Oh boy, eats! Woo-woo-woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo! [Moe, Larry and Curly run down to the dining hall]

Movie: The Three Stooges

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