The Three Stooges Quote
Mr. Harter: [in the Harters' car]Hey Moe, do you know what day today is?
Young Moe: No clue.
Mr. Harter: It's your birthday.
Young Moe: Really?
Mrs. Harter: Well, to us it is, because today is the day that you came into our lives. So... what would you like as a birthday present?
Young Moe: Aw, I'm good. This - this lollipop's really hitting the spot.
Mr. Harter: [Mrs. Harter gasps, and Mr. Harter chuckles]Oh now, come on. come on, there's gotta be something that would make your birthday complete. Just go crazy, champ, anything your heart desires.
Young Moe: Well, when you put it that way... [Moe whispers into Mrs. Harter's ear]
Mr. Harter: Well, what is it?
Mrs. Harter: He, uh... he wants us to go back and get his two friends.
Mr. Harter: Oh, Moe, heh, three youngsters are an awful lot to take on, like, all at once.
Young Moe: Oh, don't you see, Pop? That's the beauty of it. It's not gonna cost you a dime extra. Them two termites can bunk with me. I'll even split my meals with them.
Mr. Harter: Yeah, I don't know, Moe, it's just...
Young Moe: And you don't have to worry about sending them to fancy schools, 'cause they're not interested in reading or numbers. Heavy lifting and ditch digging, that's their dream.
Mr. Harter: Wow, those guys really mean a lot to you, don't they?
Young Moe: They're all I've ever had.
Mrs. Harter: Moe's right, honey. We can't possibly separate these three boys.
Young Moe: There we go! That's my mom talking.
Young Moe: [Mr. and Mrs. Harter drop Moe off back at the orphanage, deciding to adopt Young Teddy instead]Forget it! It was a bad idea! I don't want nothing! Mommy! Daddy! Please!
Young Moe: [sadly]Don;t go.
Young Moe: No clue.
Mr. Harter: It's your birthday.
Young Moe: Really?
Mrs. Harter: Well, to us it is, because today is the day that you came into our lives. So... what would you like as a birthday present?
Young Moe: Aw, I'm good. This - this lollipop's really hitting the spot.
Mr. Harter: [Mrs. Harter gasps, and Mr. Harter chuckles]Oh now, come on. come on, there's gotta be something that would make your birthday complete. Just go crazy, champ, anything your heart desires.
Young Moe: Well, when you put it that way... [Moe whispers into Mrs. Harter's ear]
Mr. Harter: Well, what is it?
Mrs. Harter: He, uh... he wants us to go back and get his two friends.
Mr. Harter: Oh, Moe, heh, three youngsters are an awful lot to take on, like, all at once.
Young Moe: Oh, don't you see, Pop? That's the beauty of it. It's not gonna cost you a dime extra. Them two termites can bunk with me. I'll even split my meals with them.
Mr. Harter: Yeah, I don't know, Moe, it's just...
Young Moe: And you don't have to worry about sending them to fancy schools, 'cause they're not interested in reading or numbers. Heavy lifting and ditch digging, that's their dream.
Mr. Harter: Wow, those guys really mean a lot to you, don't they?
Young Moe: They're all I've ever had.
Mrs. Harter: Moe's right, honey. We can't possibly separate these three boys.
Young Moe: There we go! That's my mom talking.
Young Moe: [Mr. and Mrs. Harter drop Moe off back at the orphanage, deciding to adopt Young Teddy instead]Forget it! It was a bad idea! I don't want nothing! Mommy! Daddy! Please!
Young Moe: [sadly]Don;t go.
Movie: The Three Stooges
