The Three Stooges Quote

Mac: [after the Stooges have just agreed to Lydia's shady business proposal for $830,000]Thank you! Now, here's what we were thinking.
Moe
Larry
Curly: Yes?
Mac: I'd like you to sneak into our bedroom in the middle of the night and smother me while I'm sleeping.
Moe
Larry
Curly: Yes, yes?
Mac: But, do not turn on the lights.
Moe
Larry
Curly: No, no, no.
Moe: Wait a minute, why don't you want the lights on?
Mac: Well, I want it to be a surprise.
Moe: Oh, I get it. You don't want to see it coming, eh?
Mac: Bingo.
Larry: Hey look, it's the guy from that thing all the kids are talking about!
Larry: [Curly belly-bumps Mac into the path of a city bus; Mac gets knocked several blocks ahead where a street sweeper runs over him]Whoa, whoa! Help, help, help, help, help, help! Help, help, help...!
Moe: [a kid jumps on Mac with his pogo stick, bouncing on his stomach, then the arrow Larry shot from the bow lands in Mac's right thigh; Mac faints]That settles that.
Moe
Larry
Curly: [the Stooges take turns shaking each other's hands]Success, success, success. Success, success, suceess. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Lydia: [furiously]What did you do? That was not the plan!
Moe: What are you yakking about? He just said he didn't want to see it coming!
Larry: Hey, hey, you look like you could use a grief massage.
Lydia: Huh?
Larry: Let it go, let it go, try to live in the now.
Lydia: [Lydia frustrately pushes Larry away]Get off me!
Larry: [Lydia gets into her car and drives away]Too soon?

Movie: The Three Stooges

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