The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Tyler: Answer me! Why ... why wolf-pictures?
Jeremy: Because... because I know.
Tyler: You know what? You know what Jeremy?!
Jeremy: I know what you are.
Jeremy: Because... because I know.
Tyler: You know what? You know what Jeremy?!
Jeremy: I know what you are.
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Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.
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Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.
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Jeremy: I need to talk to you.
Damon: And why do I need to talk to you? (tries to shut the door)
Jeremy: (trying to convince Damon) Taylor has to kill someone to activate his curse. He's not a werewolf yet.
Damon: Wow, fascinating. Not enough. (tries to shut the door again)
Damon: And why do I need to talk to you? (tries to shut the door)
Jeremy: (trying to convince Damon) Taylor has to kill someone to activate his curse. He's not a werewolf yet.
Damon: Wow, fascinating. Not enough. (tries to shut the door again)
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Matt: She’s this amazing girl one minute and then this raging jealous freak the next.
Tyler: Look, you know what I think of Caroline Forbes. She’s an insecure ,neurotic, bitchy little twit.
Matt: Hey!
Tyler: But the girl’s got heart. She means well. Just gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.
Tyler: Look, you know what I think of Caroline Forbes. She’s an insecure ,neurotic, bitchy little twit.
Matt: Hey!
Tyler: But the girl’s got heart. She means well. Just gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.
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Bonnie: What do you want?
Damon: A favor.
Bonnie: Like that’s going to happen.
Damon: So predictable. That’s why I brought him.
Stefan: I know how you feel about helping us out, but since you’re the one that linked Mason with Katherine, we finally have an opportunity to get an upper hand on both of them, so just hear us out.
Damon: Pretty please.
Bonnie: I’m listening.
Stefan: (looks at his phone) I have to fill Elena in on what’s going on. (To Damon) Can you play nice, please?
Damon: I guess.
Damon: A favor.
Bonnie: Like that’s going to happen.
Damon: So predictable. That’s why I brought him.
Stefan: I know how you feel about helping us out, but since you’re the one that linked Mason with Katherine, we finally have an opportunity to get an upper hand on both of them, so just hear us out.
Damon: Pretty please.
Bonnie: I’m listening.
Stefan: (looks at his phone) I have to fill Elena in on what’s going on. (To Damon) Can you play nice, please?
Damon: I guess.
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Damon: Let’s talk about that little witchy ju-ju thing you do with me. You know, the fun one where my brain bursts into flames? What is that?
Bonnie: That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go pop. But you heal quickly, so I do it over and over again.
Damon: Is it vampire-specific?
Bonnie: It’d work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.
Damon: Good. Good, good.
Bonnie: Damon. I’m not going to help you hurt him.
Damon: Mason Lockwood’s a werewolf. Katherine’s evil. They’re the bad guys. Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you in another way ... They’re a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are going to get over yourself and help us.
Stefan: Yeah, he meant that as a question with a “please” on the end.
Damon: Absolutely.
Bonnie: That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go pop. But you heal quickly, so I do it over and over again.
Damon: Is it vampire-specific?
Bonnie: It’d work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.
Damon: Good. Good, good.
Bonnie: Damon. I’m not going to help you hurt him.
Damon: Mason Lockwood’s a werewolf. Katherine’s evil. They’re the bad guys. Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you in another way ... They’re a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are going to get over yourself and help us.
Stefan: Yeah, he meant that as a question with a “please” on the end.
Damon: Absolutely.
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Damon: Here, grab that corner.
Bonnie: Why? What are we doing?
Damon: I don't wanna stain the carpet.
Bonnie: I knew you were going to say something like that.
Damon: You're judging again.
Bonnie: Why? What are we doing?
Damon: I don't wanna stain the carpet.
Bonnie: I knew you were going to say something like that.
Damon: You're judging again.
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Damon: (hurts Mason with a hotted iron) You can hurt. Good to know. I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain. (seeing Mason's wound healing) Oh, but you heal quickly. Not good. Guess I’ll just have to keep applying pain.
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Damon: So where did you two meet? She seduced you, told you she loved you? You're supernatural so she can't compel you. I'm sure she used her other charms. Katherine's good that way.
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Damon: What do you want with the moonstone?
Mason: Screw you.
Damon: Awwwrrr, Wrong Answer!
Mason: Screw you.
Damon: Awwwrrr, Wrong Answer!
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Mason: I'm getting it for Katherine.
Damon: Why?
Mason: She's going to use it to lift the curse.
Damon: Of the moon? Now, why would a vampire help a werewolf break a curse that keeps them from turning whenever they want?
Mason: So I wouldn't have to turn anymore.
Damon: Why?
Mason: Because she loves me.
Damon: Awww *laughs* Now I get it. You're just stupid. Katherine doesn't love you, she's using you, you moron.
Mason: I'm done talking.
Damon: Yes you are.
Damon: Why?
Mason: She's going to use it to lift the curse.
Damon: Of the moon? Now, why would a vampire help a werewolf break a curse that keeps them from turning whenever they want?
Mason: So I wouldn't have to turn anymore.
Damon: Why?
Mason: Because she loves me.
Damon: Awww *laughs* Now I get it. You're just stupid. Katherine doesn't love you, she's using you, you moron.
Mason: I'm done talking.
Damon: Yes you are.
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Jeremy: Damon...
Damon: You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf. He’d kill me the first chance he got! So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
Mason: I love her.
Damon: Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.
Damon: You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf. He’d kill me the first chance he got! So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
Mason: I love her.
Damon: Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.
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Damon: All this for that?
Stefan: Yup. I see you've exercised your usual restraint.
Damon: Had to be done.
Stefan: Yup. I see you've exercised your usual restraint.
Damon: Had to be done.
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Stefan: Let's get rid of the body.
Damon: Uuu, last number dialed. I wonder who that could possibly be.
Stefan: No, no, no. Don't provoke her.
Damon: Uuu, last number dialed. I wonder who that could possibly be.
Stefan: No, no, no. Don't provoke her.
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Katherine: Mason. You should have been here an hour ago.
Damon: Wrong boy toy.
Katherine: Damon. For once you’ve surprised me. I assume Mason’s with you.
Damon: He’s right beside me. Although his heart’s across the room.
Katherine: You shouldn’t have.
Damon: I’ve had a very busy day today. Killed a werewolf, found a moon stone. Hey, did you know that he hid the moonstone in a bottom of a well full of Vervain? Guess he didn’t trust you very much. He did love you. Poor guy. Hey, where are you, ’cause, you know, I could bring him over. Last good-byes and all that.
Katherine: You have no idea what you’ve just done.
Damon: Aww, did I put a kink in your master plan? I’m so sorry.
Katherine: Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C, Then a plan D, and…you know how the alphabet works, don’t you? Send my love to Stefan.
Damon: Wrong boy toy.
Katherine: Damon. For once you’ve surprised me. I assume Mason’s with you.
Damon: He’s right beside me. Although his heart’s across the room.
Katherine: You shouldn’t have.
Damon: I’ve had a very busy day today. Killed a werewolf, found a moon stone. Hey, did you know that he hid the moonstone in a bottom of a well full of Vervain? Guess he didn’t trust you very much. He did love you. Poor guy. Hey, where are you, ’cause, you know, I could bring him over. Last good-byes and all that.
Katherine: You have no idea what you’ve just done.
Damon: Aww, did I put a kink in your master plan? I’m so sorry.
Katherine: Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C, Then a plan D, and…you know how the alphabet works, don’t you? Send my love to Stefan.
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Stefan: I'm so sorry.
Elena: We were so stupid. Sneaking around, thinking that we weren't going to get caught.
Stefan: I know.
Elena: We did this... All because we didn't listen to her. Because we we're together. Stefan...
Stefan: I know what you’re going to say.
Elena: Then let me say it. I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it’s over. Stefan, it has to be.
Stefan: Elena, I don’t…
Elena: No, Stefan. It has to be.
Elena: We were so stupid. Sneaking around, thinking that we weren't going to get caught.
Stefan: I know.
Elena: We did this... All because we didn't listen to her. Because we we're together. Stefan...
Stefan: I know what you’re going to say.
Elena: Then let me say it. I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it’s over. Stefan, it has to be.
Stefan: Elena, I don’t…
Elena: No, Stefan. It has to be.
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Damon: Elena… I riled Katherine up. I… I wasn’t thinking. I didn’t think.
Elena: It doesn’t matter, Damon. She won. Katherine won.
Elena: It doesn’t matter, Damon. She won. Katherine won.
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Katherine: I need you to deliver a message. Tell Damon and Stefan that I want the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood. Tonight. At the masquerade ball.
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Stefan: We can't underestimate her. We have to play this smarter than her.
Caroline: Can't we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?
Damon: No. Katherine's not getting dick. I've had it. I'm going to go to the masquerade ball and I'm going to kill her tonight.
Stefan: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Don't give me that goody-goody crap.
Stefan: You're not going to kill her.
Damon: Oh, really?
Stefan: Because I am.
Caroline: Can't we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?
Damon: No. Katherine's not getting dick. I've had it. I'm going to go to the masquerade ball and I'm going to kill her tonight.
Stefan: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Don't give me that goody-goody crap.
Stefan: You're not going to kill her.
Damon: Oh, really?
Stefan: Because I am.
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Matt: Elena?
Katherine: (as Elena) Matt? You look dashing.
Matt: I thought you said you aren't coming.
Katherine: I couldn't miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I'd love to just...
Katherine: (as Elena) Matt? You look dashing.
Matt: I thought you said you aren't coming.
Katherine: I couldn't miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I'd love to just...
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Stefan: Are you sure you can do this?
Damon: Who are you talking to?
Stefan: I had the chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between me and you, my friend. I don't hesitate.
Damon: Who are you talking to?
Stefan: I had the chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between me and you, my friend. I don't hesitate.
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Katherine: Dance with me.
Stefan: No.
Katherine: Fine. You tell me who I should kill. Him? She looks delicious.
Stefan: No.
Katherine: Fine. You tell me who I should kill. Him? She looks delicious.
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Jeremy: So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test?
Bonnie: I don't know that spell.
Jeremy: That'd be like the first one I'd learn.
Bonnie: I don't know that spell.
Jeremy: That'd be like the first one I'd learn.
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Katherine: You think you two are the only ones with a witch on your side? Wrong. And something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.
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