The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Journal entry: I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.

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Elijah: If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house.

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Stefan: Who wants to die next?

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Elena: It sounds like you were a monster.
Stefan: I was.

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Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.

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Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.

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Andie: Whats that?
Damon: Dessert.

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Alaric: Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.

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Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the b!tch from the tomb.

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Damon: It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

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Isobel: Hi, you must be Jenna. I'm Elena's mother.

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Caroline: I'm a vampire, Matt.

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Damon: Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find one.

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Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

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Alaric [to Jenna]: Just know that I love you. At least I can tell you that much.
Jenna: Goodnight, Ric.
Alaric: Goodnight.

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Katherine [to Elena]: Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.

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Bonnie: You didn't have to kill him.
Katherine: Yes we did.

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Caroline: Just because I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what I'm talking about.

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Jenna: Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

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Elena: How do we tell someone what we know? How does someone hear that?

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Katherine [to Damon]: I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.

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Elena: It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us.

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Matt: Since when am I the one who can express himself and you the one at a loss for words?

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Elena: I don't need your help and I don't want it.
Katherine: That's incredibly stupid of you.

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Damon: Guess who's coming to dinner?

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Damon: So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

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Klaus: “I heard about this one vampire, crazy bloke, always on-and-off the wagon for decades. When he was off, he was magnificent. 1917 he went into Monterrey and wiped out an entire migrant village. True Ripper. Sound familiar?”

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Stefan: “I haven’t been that way in a very long time.”

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Klaus: “Well, that’s the vampire I can make a deal with. That is the kind of talent that I can use when I leave this town.”

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Alaric: (About Damon's werewolf bite) "Well, that looks bad.

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