The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Elena: People die around you. How could it not matter?! It matters and you know it…
Damon: You confuse me with someone with Remorse.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with Remorse.
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Elena: Are you okay?
Stefan: I, uh…I wanted to help her. But instead, uh… How’s he doing?
Elena: He’s a mess. I don’t want him going through this again. He’s just a kid.
Stefan: Elena, what can I do? What can I do to help? I’ll do anything.
Elena: Can you make him forget?
Stefan: Elena...
Elena: Stefan, please. I don’t know how he’ll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
Stefan: If I did it there’s no guarantee that it will work…because of who I am, because of how I live. I don’t have the ability to do it right.
Damon: I can do it. If this is what you want…I’ll do it.
Elena: It’s what I want.
Damon: What do you want him to know?
Elena: I want you to tell him that Vicki left town. And she’s not coming back, that he shouldn’t look for her or worry about her. He’s gonna miss her, but he knows it’s for the best.
Stefan: I, uh…I wanted to help her. But instead, uh… How’s he doing?
Elena: He’s a mess. I don’t want him going through this again. He’s just a kid.
Stefan: Elena, what can I do? What can I do to help? I’ll do anything.
Elena: Can you make him forget?
Stefan: Elena...
Elena: Stefan, please. I don’t know how he’ll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
Stefan: If I did it there’s no guarantee that it will work…because of who I am, because of how I live. I don’t have the ability to do it right.
Damon: I can do it. If this is what you want…I’ll do it.
Elena: It’s what I want.
Damon: What do you want him to know?
Elena: I want you to tell him that Vicki left town. And she’s not coming back, that he shouldn’t look for her or worry about her. He’s gonna miss her, but he knows it’s for the best.
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Elena: Part of me wants to forget, too. Forget meeting you, finding out what you are and everything that happened since.
Stefan: If that’s what you want.
Elena: Yes, it is. Because I don’t want it to be like this. I don’t wanna feel like this. But I can’t. With everything that happened... I can’t lose the way I feel about you.
Stefan: If that’s what you want.
Elena: Yes, it is. Because I don’t want it to be like this. I don’t wanna feel like this. But I can’t. With everything that happened... I can’t lose the way I feel about you.
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Lexi: Well let’s hope she’s [Elena] better than the last girl you got a sprung over.
Stefan: You didn’t even know Katherine.
Lexi: ‘Cause if I did I’d kick her ass.. old bitch. Speaking of.. where’s Damon???
Stefan: Inflicting misery somewhere.
Stefan: You didn’t even know Katherine.
Lexi: ‘Cause if I did I’d kick her ass.. old bitch. Speaking of.. where’s Damon???
Stefan: Inflicting misery somewhere.
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Stefan: Katherine and Elena may look the same on the outside, but on the inside they are completely different.
Lexi: Oh.. so Elena’s not a raging bitch then, huh?
Lexi: Oh.. so Elena’s not a raging bitch then, huh?
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Lexi: So.. this Elena girl. She’ll come around, I’m sure of it. Have you had sex yet???
Stefan: No…
Lexi: Sex always works. I mean, you’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.
Stefan: Well, you see this isn’t about.. sex or.. or compulsion or any of our other tricks. She has to want to be with me on her own terms.
Lexi: Wow.. that’s sounded all mature and grown up.
Stefan: Well, I’m not getting any older.
(...)
Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.
Lexi: Oh my God… You’re in love with her.
Stefan: Yup… Yeah I am…
Lexi: Wow…
Stefan: No…
Lexi: Sex always works. I mean, you’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she’ll be yours forever.
Stefan: Well, you see this isn’t about.. sex or.. or compulsion or any of our other tricks. She has to want to be with me on her own terms.
Lexi: Wow.. that’s sounded all mature and grown up.
Stefan: Well, I’m not getting any older.
(...)
Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.
Lexi: Oh my God… You’re in love with her.
Stefan: Yup… Yeah I am…
Lexi: Wow…
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Damon: Hello Lexi.. what an unexpected surprise.
Lexi: Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.
Damon: Aww… You mean you didn’t come all this way to see me?
Lexi: That’s it, Damon. After a century, I finally realize death means nothing without you. Do me.
Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person.
Damon: Well, because I’m a vampire.
Lexi: But you’re only the bad parts.
Lexi: Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.
Damon: Aww… You mean you didn’t come all this way to see me?
Lexi: That’s it, Damon. After a century, I finally realize death means nothing without you. Do me.
Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person.
Damon: Well, because I’m a vampire.
Lexi: But you’re only the bad parts.
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Jeremy: Want to keep it down over there?
Jenna: Why, what are you doing?
Jeremy: Homework.
Elena: Since when do you do homework?
Jeremy: I got to finish this, I'm way behind and I have a quiz tomorrow so.
Elena: What do you think..Alien?
Jenna: Some sort of replicate.
Jeremy: He can hear you.
Jenna: Why, what are you doing?
Jeremy: Homework.
Elena: Since when do you do homework?
Jeremy: I got to finish this, I'm way behind and I have a quiz tomorrow so.
Elena: What do you think..Alien?
Jenna: Some sort of replicate.
Jeremy: He can hear you.
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Caroline: Well are you having a good time?
Damon: Do you have my crystal???
Caroline: No…
Damon: Then I’m not having a good time.
Damon: Do you have my crystal???
Caroline: No…
Damon: Then I’m not having a good time.
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Stefan: (to Lexi)*awkwardly dancing* Just do me a favor… Tell me if you see Damon with his camera phone.
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Damon: Stefan smiles… Alert the media!
Elena: You haven’t given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.
Elena: You haven’t given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.
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Damon: Does he get tired? Being so righteous?
Elena: *smirks* It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Damon: Ouch! Well consider this psychopath’s feeling hurt.
Elena: *smirks* It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Damon: Ouch! Well consider this psychopath’s feeling hurt.
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Elena: What did you do to my brother?
Damon: I’mma need a less vague question…
Damon: I’mma need a less vague question…
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Lexi: Ah. The famous Elena.
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse. Here.
[Lexi hands Elena a shot of alcohol]
Elena: I didn't know that you guys could drink.
Lexi: Oh, yeah. It helps curb the cravings. But... makes for a lot of lushy vamps.
Elena: You know, I've never seen Stefan drunk. He always seems so...
Lexi: Uptight?
Elena: Yeah.
Lexi: Yeah.
Elena: But not with you.
Lexi: Well, that's the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.
Elena: Yeah, he can't be himself with me.
Lexi: Well, not yet. The first step was him telling you. The rest comes with time.
Elena: You seem so sure.
Lexi: The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through: denial, anger, et cetera. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse. Here.
[Lexi hands Elena a shot of alcohol]
Elena: I didn't know that you guys could drink.
Lexi: Oh, yeah. It helps curb the cravings. But... makes for a lot of lushy vamps.
Elena: You know, I've never seen Stefan drunk. He always seems so...
Lexi: Uptight?
Elena: Yeah.
Lexi: Yeah.
Elena: But not with you.
Lexi: Well, that's the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.
Elena: Yeah, he can't be himself with me.
Lexi: Well, not yet. The first step was him telling you. The rest comes with time.
Elena: You seem so sure.
Lexi: The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through: denial, anger, et cetera. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.
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Elena: I’m scared…
Lexi: But you’re here. ‘Cause you’re crazy about him. I get, okay? I mean.. what’s not to love?
Lexi: But you’re here. ‘Cause you’re crazy about him. I get, okay? I mean.. what’s not to love?
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Stefan: You came…
Elena: I couldn’t miss your hundredth and.. whatever birthday.
Elena: I couldn’t miss your hundredth and.. whatever birthday.
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Caroline: Am I shallow?
Matt: Is that a trick question?
Caroline: I’m shallow. I am worst than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool.
Matt: Is that a trick question?
Caroline: I’m shallow. I am worst than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool.
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Caroline: Yeah, I wanna be deep. I wanna be like.. the abyss deep.
Matt: No offense, Car but.. deep’s really not your scene.
Matt: No offense, Car but.. deep’s really not your scene.
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Damon: I have a diabolical master plan.
Lexi: What is it?
Damon: Well if I told you it wouldn’t be very diabolical now, would it?
Lexi: What is it?
Damon: Well if I told you it wouldn’t be very diabolical now, would it?
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Elena: Stefan, Stefan….
Stefan: He killed her. He killed Zach. He killed Tanner. He turned Vicki. I have to kill him.
Elena: No. You can't do that.
Stefan: Why are you trying to save him? He's never gonna change. Don't you see that? He's never gonna change.
Elena: I'm not trying to save him. I'm trying to save you. You have no idea what this will do to you. Please, Stefan.
Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows me. No more.
Elena: Please. Please, just talk to me. Let me be here for you. Talk to me.
Stefan: You were right to stay away from me.
Stefan: He killed her. He killed Zach. He killed Tanner. He turned Vicki. I have to kill him.
Elena: No. You can't do that.
Stefan: Why are you trying to save him? He's never gonna change. Don't you see that? He's never gonna change.
Elena: I'm not trying to save him. I'm trying to save you. You have no idea what this will do to you. Please, Stefan.
Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows me. No more.
Elena: Please. Please, just talk to me. Let me be here for you. Talk to me.
Stefan: You were right to stay away from me.
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Damon: Come on. I did this for you to get them off our trail.
Stefan: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.
Damon: You missed.
Stefan: You saved my life. I'm sparing yours. We're even. And now we're done.
Stefan: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.
Damon: You missed.
Stefan: You saved my life. I'm sparing yours. We're even. And now we're done.
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Damon: Rise and shine! You’ll be late for school!
Stefan: What are you -- what are you doing?
Damon: Peace offering. (Lifts a cup) C'mon, you need it for blood circulation. It does dead flesh good.
Stefan: What are you -- what are you doing?
Damon: Peace offering. (Lifts a cup) C'mon, you need it for blood circulation. It does dead flesh good.
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Damon: Alright, I’m sorry.
Stefan: Step aside, please.
Damon: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good -- but I’m sorry. And to prove it, I’m not going to feed on a human. For at least a ... week. I’ll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil, and yet, somehow, it’s worthy of humor.
Damon: Are you mimicking me?
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire haters is off our back, I can go back to my routine of how can I destroy Stefan’s life this week.
Damon: (Mimicking Stefan) And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead-brooding. (In his own voice) This is fun. I like this.
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) And I, will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.
Damon: (Pause) Yeah. I’m done. (Mimicking Stefan). This is so like you Damon -- always have to have the last word.
Stefan: Step aside, please.
Damon: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good -- but I’m sorry. And to prove it, I’m not going to feed on a human. For at least a ... week. I’ll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil, and yet, somehow, it’s worthy of humor.
Damon: Are you mimicking me?
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire haters is off our back, I can go back to my routine of how can I destroy Stefan’s life this week.
Damon: (Mimicking Stefan) And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead-brooding. (In his own voice) This is fun. I like this.
Stefan: (Mimicking Damon) And I, will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.
Damon: (Pause) Yeah. I’m done. (Mimicking Stefan). This is so like you Damon -- always have to have the last word.
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Elena: I'm sorry Stefan, I thought that... I couldn't be with you but I can. You don't have to push me away - I can do this.
Stefan: I can't. I, uh, I have to leave Elena. Too many people died. Too much has happened.
Elena: What? No, I know you think you're protecting me but...
Stefan: Elena, I have to. Coming back was... It was a mistake. I can't be a part of your life anymore.
Elena: Don't go, Stefan. Please... You don't have to. This is your home, you just... Please don't go.
Stefan: (after kissing Elena's hand) Goodbye Elena. (Turning his back and leaving, still in the woods)
Elena: You're just gonna walk away? Don't walk away, Stefan. Stefan!
Stefan: I can't. I, uh, I have to leave Elena. Too many people died. Too much has happened.
Elena: What? No, I know you think you're protecting me but...
Stefan: Elena, I have to. Coming back was... It was a mistake. I can't be a part of your life anymore.
Elena: Don't go, Stefan. Please... You don't have to. This is your home, you just... Please don't go.
Stefan: (after kissing Elena's hand) Goodbye Elena. (Turning his back and leaving, still in the woods)
Elena: You're just gonna walk away? Don't walk away, Stefan. Stefan!
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Stefan: Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it.
Stefan: I really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody.
Damon: Oh, I still do. I just love that they love me.
Damon: Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it.
Stefan: I really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody.
Damon: Oh, I still do. I just love that they love me.
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Kelly Donovan: "Well, I guess dead kid rates a special greeting from the mayor, huh?"
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