The Vicar of Dibley Quote
[post credits]
Geraldine Granger: So there's this man vicar...
Alice Tinker: Oh!
Geraldine Granger: Yeah. And he's playing golf with his friend, John.
Alice Tinker: John.
Geraldine Granger: John, yup. And John misses a three foot putt.
Alice Tinker: Oh, dear.
Geraldine Granger: Yeah. And he says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!" and the vicar tuts and he says, "John, you say that once more and God will open up the heavens and send a thunderbolt down to strike you dead." Well, the next thing that happens, John misses a two foot putt, and he says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!"
Alice Tinker: Uh-oh.
Geraldine Granger: Yes. So the heavens open, a great big thunderbolt comes down and strikes the *vicar* dead. And God says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!"
Alice Tinker: No, no-no, that, that can't be right, can it? Because God wouldn't miss, 'cause He's God. I mean even though he was standing really close he'd still hit the right one, and he certainly wouldn't swear.
Geraldine Granger: It's a very tiny brain you're housing in there, isn't it?
Geraldine Granger: So there's this man vicar...
Alice Tinker: Oh!
Geraldine Granger: Yeah. And he's playing golf with his friend, John.
Alice Tinker: John.
Geraldine Granger: John, yup. And John misses a three foot putt.
Alice Tinker: Oh, dear.
Geraldine Granger: Yeah. And he says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!" and the vicar tuts and he says, "John, you say that once more and God will open up the heavens and send a thunderbolt down to strike you dead." Well, the next thing that happens, John misses a two foot putt, and he says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!"
Alice Tinker: Uh-oh.
Geraldine Granger: Yes. So the heavens open, a great big thunderbolt comes down and strikes the *vicar* dead. And God says, "Damn it! Missed the bugger!"
Alice Tinker: No, no-no, that, that can't be right, can it? Because God wouldn't miss, 'cause He's God. I mean even though he was standing really close he'd still hit the right one, and he certainly wouldn't swear.
Geraldine Granger: It's a very tiny brain you're housing in there, isn't it?
Movie: The Vicar of Dibley
