The Wizard of Oz Quote
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Who rang that bell?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman : [ all four together ] We did!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Can't you read?
Scarecrow : Read what?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : The notice!
Dorothy : What notice?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It... oh... [ does a "tisk tisk tisk" expression, goes inside door for a moment ]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : [ Guardian hangs the notice and goes back inside ]
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman : [ Reading notice, all together ] Bell out of order, please knock. [ Dorothy knocks ]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business!
Dorothy : [ Dorothy and friends, all together ] We want to see the Wizard!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : [ gasps ] The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
Dorothy : Well, then how do you know there is one?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Oh, you're wasting my time! [ starts to close the window ]
Dorothy : Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Prove it!
Scarecrow : She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman : [ all four together ] We did!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Can't you read?
Scarecrow : Read what?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : The notice!
Dorothy : What notice?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It... oh... [ does a "tisk tisk tisk" expression, goes inside door for a moment ]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : [ Guardian hangs the notice and goes back inside ]
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman : [ Reading notice, all together ] Bell out of order, please knock. [ Dorothy knocks ]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business!
Dorothy : [ Dorothy and friends, all together ] We want to see the Wizard!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : [ gasps ] The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
Dorothy : Well, then how do you know there is one?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Oh, you're wasting my time! [ starts to close the window ]
Dorothy : Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Prove it!
Scarecrow : She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates : Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!
TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
