The Wizard of Speed and Time Quote
[Mike tries to join other film industry unions: ]
Mike: Well it's only a dozen little animated lights...
Union Clerk #1: No no no, you can't *move* 'em; gotta join the Grippers' Guild.
Mike: I have to be an apprentice first?
Union Clerk #2: For three consecutive years, but ya can't be over twenty-five years old.
Mike: This is simple back-projection!
Union Clerk #3: Go see Union Projectionists!
Mike: But it's just projected to a painted matte!
Union Clerk #4: Then also join the Painters' Guild.
Union Manager: Get his number!
Union Clerk #5: He doesn't have a number.
Union Manager: Then give him a number and take it away!
Mike: Well it's only a dozen little animated lights...
Union Clerk #1: No no no, you can't *move* 'em; gotta join the Grippers' Guild.
Mike: I have to be an apprentice first?
Union Clerk #2: For three consecutive years, but ya can't be over twenty-five years old.
Mike: This is simple back-projection!
Union Clerk #3: Go see Union Projectionists!
Mike: But it's just projected to a painted matte!
Union Clerk #4: Then also join the Painters' Guild.
Union Manager: Get his number!
Union Clerk #5: He doesn't have a number.
Union Manager: Then give him a number and take it away!
Movie: The Wizard of Speed and Time
