The Young Ones Quote
Mike: Gettin' cold in 'ere, Vyv! Throw another record player on the fire!
Vyvyan: oh certainly Michael [Begins throwing bits of Rick's chopped-up record player on the fire]
Rick: You Bastards that's my record player.
Mike: You said it was your record player.
Vyvyan: No i didn't Mike, i said lets throw Ricks record player on the fire that will be good for a laugh.
Mike: Oh yeah, yeah it is yours Rick
Rick: Yes it is now give it back
Vyvyan: OK!
Rick: [holding back tears]...my parents gave me that record player for finishing my O Levels!
Vyvyan And by the looks of it you failed every one!
Rick: That's not true. I got a B for French, i got a C for divinity...
Mike: Rick, were all completely broke so we have to pull together. I have generously donated my used tissue collection and Vyvyan has burnt everything Neil owns.
Rick: Yes well never mind all that now, I'm more interested in sorting out this O level business. I got a 4 for Geo...(Neil moves the table and Rick hits his leg) oowww!!!
Vyvyan: Ahh looks like suppers ready! (watches as Neil is trying to hammer the plates to the table) Oh were not having broken crochery again, that's my recipe.
Neil: I'm not cooking Vyvyan, i'm just trying to nail the plates to the table.
Vyvyan: Neil is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table. I mean what happens when we wanna play Monopoly? Go directly to plate! do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid Hippy.
Neil: No guys, guys you don't understand. I've got something well scary to lay on you okay, so like sit down.
Rick: What do you mean sit down theres only one chair, do you expect us all to put our bottoms on that and catch horrible diseases off eachother?
Neil:
Vyvyan: oh certainly Michael [Begins throwing bits of Rick's chopped-up record player on the fire]
Rick: You Bastards that's my record player.
Mike: You said it was your record player.
Vyvyan: No i didn't Mike, i said lets throw Ricks record player on the fire that will be good for a laugh.
Mike: Oh yeah, yeah it is yours Rick
Rick: Yes it is now give it back
Vyvyan: OK!
Rick: [holding back tears]...my parents gave me that record player for finishing my O Levels!
Vyvyan And by the looks of it you failed every one!
Rick: That's not true. I got a B for French, i got a C for divinity...
Mike: Rick, were all completely broke so we have to pull together. I have generously donated my used tissue collection and Vyvyan has burnt everything Neil owns.
Rick: Yes well never mind all that now, I'm more interested in sorting out this O level business. I got a 4 for Geo...(Neil moves the table and Rick hits his leg) oowww!!!
Vyvyan: Ahh looks like suppers ready! (watches as Neil is trying to hammer the plates to the table) Oh were not having broken crochery again, that's my recipe.
Neil: I'm not cooking Vyvyan, i'm just trying to nail the plates to the table.
Vyvyan: Neil is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table. I mean what happens when we wanna play Monopoly? Go directly to plate! do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid Hippy.
Neil: No guys, guys you don't understand. I've got something well scary to lay on you okay, so like sit down.
Rick: What do you mean sit down theres only one chair, do you expect us all to put our bottoms on that and catch horrible diseases off eachother?
Neil:
TV Show: The Young Ones
