Towns Quotes

Linda: Sally love, I've just seen the police leave, what's happened? What is it?
Sally: It's Ashley.
Linda: What?
Sally: He's killed himself!
Linda: You what?
Sally: This morning.
Linda: How?
Sally: Jumped of the top of a building.
Linda: In town?
Sally: Yer.
Linda: So that'ts why there was so much traffic this morning.

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Sally: I'm worried he killed himself because of me!
Barry: Well, you were shagging me behind his back.

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Sally: Is this, the Yorkshire Man?
The Yorkshire Man: Aye.

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Barry: You know it's me dads birthday in a bit. There's a ton, er, sixty, forty quid. Get him something nice.
Larry: You owe me twenty!
Barry: Take it out of that.

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Barry: Look hey, come on, don't shoot.
The Yorkshire Man: Why not?
Barry: Well, I'm not all that bad.
The Yorkshire Man: Your a cunt!
Barry: Well.

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