Trigun Quotes
Million Knives: [both using telepathy] I didn't create these weapons to be wasted like that!
Vash the Stampede: Using them this way is the only thing that gives them any meaning at all
Million Knives: It's hopeless, isn't it?
Vash the Stampede: I've made my decision
Million Knives: You're not a human being, you're a plant
Vash the Stampede: I know that
Million Knives: You're a superior being!
Vash the Stampede: I disagree
Vash the Stampede: Using them this way is the only thing that gives them any meaning at all
Million Knives: It's hopeless, isn't it?
Vash the Stampede: I've made my decision
Million Knives: You're not a human being, you're a plant
Vash the Stampede: I know that
Million Knives: You're a superior being!
Vash the Stampede: I disagree
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Legato Bluesummers: It must be the way you look... Vash the stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation.
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Vash the Stampede: That cross is awfully heavy.
Wolfwood: That's because it's filled with mercy.
Wolfwood: That's because it's filled with mercy.
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Vash the Stampede: [singing] Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La de da de die, genocide. La de da de dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.
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Vash the Stampede: What happened?
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one...
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one...
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(bandit fires towards the voice but Vash grabs his gun, fires a smiley-face in a rock and holds him at gunpoint)
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"Geez, those girls are pretty sharp. The big one [Milly] is exceptionally scary. My only salvation is she doesn't know how sharp she is."
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"WHAT (thud) ARE (thud) YOU (thud) GET- (thud) ING (thud) ALL (thud) SENTI- (thud) MENTAL (thud) ON (thud) ME (thud) FOR (thud) YOU (thud) LITTLE (thud) SQUIRT?! ...Feeling better now?"
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Milly: [Laughs.] What are you talking about, Mister Vash the Stampede?
Vash: I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
Vash: I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
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[While exchanging gunshots at each other.]
Vash: So this is what you got me so plastered for yesterday!
Wolfwood: You really think I'd try something that cheap?!
Vash: Yeah, I do, after you went and signed me up without asking!
Wolfwood: You did the same to me!
Vash: So this is what you got me so plastered for yesterday!
Wolfwood: You really think I'd try something that cheap?!
Vash: Yeah, I do, after you went and signed me up without asking!
Wolfwood: You did the same to me!
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Vash: Hey, don't kill them! [Dodges gunfire.]
Wolfwood: I'm amazed you can say that at a time like this!
Vash: Hey, whatever happened to "thou shalt not kill"?!
Wolfwood: I'm amazed you can say that at a time like this!
Vash: Hey, whatever happened to "thou shalt not kill"?!
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Wolfwood: (Thinking to himself while losing at chess) Oh man! Now what am I supposed to do? Should I butt this guy in the head and make a break for it? [gasps] No, no! What am I thinking? I can't do that! I'm a man of God for God's sake!
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Milly: Hey! That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it. [knocks out offenders with her stun gun] You should never get between people and their pudding.
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Townswoman: (to Milly) Gee, young lady, you're enormous! Are you expecting sextuplets?
Milly: [giggles and turns to Wolfwood] Isn't it lovely today out, honey?
Wolfwood: [grimaces] Excruciatingly pleasant, honey.
Moore: (hiding beneath Milly's duster) I am really sorry about all this.
Wolfwood: It's all right. Just stay out of sight.
Milly: [giggles and turns to Wolfwood] Isn't it lovely today out, honey?
Wolfwood: [grimaces] Excruciatingly pleasant, honey.
Moore: (hiding beneath Milly's duster) I am really sorry about all this.
Wolfwood: It's all right. Just stay out of sight.
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Wolfwood: (thinking) How did this happen? No matter what I do, I always seem to get into trouble with this girl. [Milly plucks the unlit cigarette from his lips] Hey!
Milly: Secondhand smoke is bad for the baby, darling.
Wolfwood: [forcing laughter] Oh, yeah. Gee. Sorry about that, honey
Milly: Secondhand smoke is bad for the baby, darling.
Wolfwood: [forcing laughter] Oh, yeah. Gee. Sorry about that, honey
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[Milly and Wolfwood walk away from tent, Milly carrying pudding]
Milly: Thank you for buying all of these for me Mr Wolfwood!
Wolfwood: I should be thanking you. You saved my bacon, Chessmaster.
Milly: I guess I'm good at chess. My big brother used to make me play chess with him all the time.
Wolfwood: A big brother, huh? Hey, that must be nice. Any other siblings?
Milly: [Milly holds out her hands, dropping the bags of pudding] No, but there's 10 brothers and sisters!
Wolfwood: You're the youngest aren't you?
Milly: Yeah. Wow! How did you know that!?
Wolfwood: Sometimes the answers just crash down from heaven.
Milly: Thank you for buying all of these for me Mr Wolfwood!
Wolfwood: I should be thanking you. You saved my bacon, Chessmaster.
Milly: I guess I'm good at chess. My big brother used to make me play chess with him all the time.
Wolfwood: A big brother, huh? Hey, that must be nice. Any other siblings?
Milly: [Milly holds out her hands, dropping the bags of pudding] No, but there's 10 brothers and sisters!
Wolfwood: You're the youngest aren't you?
Milly: Yeah. Wow! How did you know that!?
Wolfwood: Sometimes the answers just crash down from heaven.
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Meryl: (upon seeing Vash's scars for the first time) So those scars... are the price you paid for dealing with your opponents without killing them?
Vash: It's not exactly... something I like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.
Meryl: I wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.
Vash: It's not exactly... something I like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.
Meryl: I wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.
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Vash: "Don't be stupid."
Lina: "Thank you...I'm sorry."
Vash: "Those are both my lines."
Lina: "Thank you...I'm sorry."
Vash: "Those are both my lines."
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Wolfwood: Are you dissing my beautiful Angelina 2 Vash?!
Vash: Actually I'm dissing you, not your stupid broken motorcycle!!
Wolfwood: Come again needle noggin'?
Vash: Hey who you callin' needle noggin'?
Wolfwood: I'd say it's pretty damn obvious!
Vash: Actually I'm dissing you, not your stupid broken motorcycle!!
Wolfwood: Come again needle noggin'?
Vash: Hey who you callin' needle noggin'?
Wolfwood: I'd say it's pretty damn obvious!
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Wolfwood: What's wrong?
Vash: I failed. I failed to save someone again.
Wolfwood: Man is born a mortal being, and we all make mistakes. It's part of the game. Just be more careful the next time.
Vash: It's hard for me to accept making mistakes like this.
Wolfwood: Then you can choose to suffer. That's also a part of the experience of mortal life.
Vash: Oh yeah. Mortal.
Vash: I failed. I failed to save someone again.
Wolfwood: Man is born a mortal being, and we all make mistakes. It's part of the game. Just be more careful the next time.
Vash: It's hard for me to accept making mistakes like this.
Wolfwood: Then you can choose to suffer. That's also a part of the experience of mortal life.
Vash: Oh yeah. Mortal.
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"Wolfwood, what am I supposed to do when I see him? I actually killed a man with my own hand... what could I possibly say to him? I'm no different..." (Buries face in hands) "Rem... I'm sorry, Rem... I did a terrible thing... Now I'm a sinner too..."
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Knives: You're not a human being. You're a plant.
Vash: I know that.
Knives: You're a superior being.
Vash: I disagree.
Vash: I know that.
Knives: You're a superior being.
Vash: I disagree.
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[Vash and Wolfwood eating spaghetti at restaurant]
Wolfwood: The more I think about it, I don't want this town to turn into a Little Jersey. Let's take off before it's destroyed.
[Vash whimpering]
Wolfwood: KNOCK IT OFF!
Vash: But doesn't that story get you upset?! Why do things like that have to happen?
Wolfwood: It's not like it's anything new. This kinda thing happens all the time. Even the peaceful folk will take up arms if someone happens to threaten or kill a family member. Bottom line is, we should go before we get involved in this. [looks up and sees black cat] I had my suspicions that you were no mere mortal, but I never thought you were a cat. WAIT! What the hell am I saying? Where is that idiot?
Waiter: Sir? All together, you meal comes to $$30.
Wolfwood: Put it on my tab?
Waiter: No dice.
Wolfwood: The more I think about it, I don't want this town to turn into a Little Jersey. Let's take off before it's destroyed.
[Vash whimpering]
Wolfwood: KNOCK IT OFF!
Vash: But doesn't that story get you upset?! Why do things like that have to happen?
Wolfwood: It's not like it's anything new. This kinda thing happens all the time. Even the peaceful folk will take up arms if someone happens to threaten or kill a family member. Bottom line is, we should go before we get involved in this. [looks up and sees black cat] I had my suspicions that you were no mere mortal, but I never thought you were a cat. WAIT! What the hell am I saying? Where is that idiot?
Waiter: Sir? All together, you meal comes to $$30.
Wolfwood: Put it on my tab?
Waiter: No dice.
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[Vash's preview for "Peace Maker"]
Vash the Stampede: Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake; men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes, drunks, sliding alcohol down their throats to try to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlon, the gunsmith, does nothing but drink, and questions the glass after it's empty. "Am I wrong? Was I wrong?"
Vash the Stampede: Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake; men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes, drunks, sliding alcohol down their throats to try to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlon, the gunsmith, does nothing but drink, and questions the glass after it's empty. "Am I wrong? Was I wrong?"
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[Vash's preview for the next episode]
Vash the Stampede: The tragedy endlessly repeated in order to fulfill desires, the lust for conquest making people bend to your will, a thrill intense enough to make you shudder. There is a man who is a slave to that ecstasy, the leader of the Badlads. A man who shines: Brilliant Dynamites Neon. The sandsteamer will shake the moment each of the huge dynamos on each of his shoulders start to spark. In the pitch black darkness, the gruesome party begins.
Vash the Stampede: The tragedy endlessly repeated in order to fulfill desires, the lust for conquest making people bend to your will, a thrill intense enough to make you shudder. There is a man who is a slave to that ecstasy, the leader of the Badlads. A man who shines: Brilliant Dynamites Neon. The sandsteamer will shake the moment each of the huge dynamos on each of his shoulders start to spark. In the pitch black darkness, the gruesome party begins.
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