Two Night Stand Quote
Megan: This is what I deserve, it's penance.
Alec: Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal has ever received.
Megan: It's what I get for slutting it up.
Alec: Um, so you really think God made this blizzard punish to you for being slutty?
Megan: No, I don't think God did it. That's ridiculous. I think my grandmother did, and I just don't know how.
Alec: Right, that makes sense. Well, I would prefer not to spend the next 24 hours in an uncomfortable silence with you, so why don't we just pretend that we never had sex? It didn't happen. And then we can pretend that it's just the weather and not your passive-aggressive magical grandmother.
Megan: No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube - you can't do it. It is out there. I have seen your penis. You've implied I'm a slut. Those are big things.
Alec: Did you just call my penis big?
Megan: Uh, no, no, I did not. I called the implication of your penis big.
Alec: Well, it's still nice to hear.
Alec: Wow, that is officially the worst review my oatmeal has ever received.
Megan: It's what I get for slutting it up.
Alec: Um, so you really think God made this blizzard punish to you for being slutty?
Megan: No, I don't think God did it. That's ridiculous. I think my grandmother did, and I just don't know how.
Alec: Right, that makes sense. Well, I would prefer not to spend the next 24 hours in an uncomfortable silence with you, so why don't we just pretend that we never had sex? It didn't happen. And then we can pretend that it's just the weather and not your passive-aggressive magical grandmother.
Megan: No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube - you can't do it. It is out there. I have seen your penis. You've implied I'm a slut. Those are big things.
Alec: Did you just call my penis big?
Megan: Uh, no, no, I did not. I called the implication of your penis big.
Alec: Well, it's still nice to hear.
Movie: Two Night Stand
