Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Quotes
Gaz: [Gaz has asked Donna to marry him and she has refused] Donna listen, I'm gonna make you say "yes" cos I love you, and I know for as long as I live I never want another woman...except on my stag night and on holiday. Or when you're pregnant or ill. Or when the painters are in...or when you're on you're period. That's it.
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Gaz: [on the subject of Janet and Jonny having a baby] Imagine his face on her tits!
Jonny: I often have.
Jonny: I often have.
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Jonny: My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.
Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny: Oh thank **** for that!
Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny: Oh thank **** for that!
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