Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Quote
Jonny: My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.
Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny: Oh thank **** for that!
Janet: Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny: Oh thank **** for that!
TV Show: Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
