UHF Quotes

Crazy Ernie: If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy.
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Kuni: [jumps out from behind a door marked Supplies] Supplies!
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Little Old Lady: Excuse me... aren't you R.J. Fletcher?
R.J. Fletcher: So what if I am? [she knees him in the groin, he collapses in pain]
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Stanley Spadowski: These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more.
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[as in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)]
Raul Hernandez: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
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[In the TV show Conan the Librarian]
Timid Man: Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy? [Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands]
Conan the Librarian: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
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