Undercover Grandpa Quotes
Wendell: Let me know when you start collecting fingernails and used tissues.
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Mr. Sterning: Mr. Bouchard, me thinks you would be better served taking notes than sketching portraits.
Jake Bouchard: [whispering]Me thinks old people should be seen and not heard.
Jake Bouchard: [whispering]Me thinks old people should be seen and not heard.
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Wendell: Why don't you just put us both out of our misery and ask Angie out?
Jake Bouchard: Ask her out? What are you, nuts? I grew up with her. I've known her since I was four.
Wendell: Even better. I'd be like dating your own sister - in not a creepy dating-your-own-sister kind of way.
Jake Bouchard: Ask her out? What are you, nuts? I grew up with her. I've known her since I was four.
Wendell: Even better. I'd be like dating your own sister - in not a creepy dating-your-own-sister kind of way.
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Jake Bouchard: [about his drawing of Angie]Ah... you really like that?
Angie Wagner: Well, I mean, it's-it's no Picasso but...
Jake Bouchard: Well, that's because all of your body parts are in the right place.
Angie Wagner: Well, I mean, it's-it's no Picasso but...
Jake Bouchard: Well, that's because all of your body parts are in the right place.
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Jake's Mom: Why not tonight?
Jake Bouchard: 'Cause I have a date tonight, Mom.
Jake's Mom: You can hang out with Wendell another time.
Jake Bouchard: It's not with Wendell. It's with a girl.
Jake Bouchard: 'Cause I have a date tonight, Mom.
Jake's Mom: You can hang out with Wendell another time.
Jake Bouchard: It's not with Wendell. It's with a girl.
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Harry: Meet the last of the UNIVAC 2000s. Built it myself, like everything else in here.
Wendell: Jake, the calculator on my phone is more sophisticated than this thing.
Harry: Well, maybe the Japs have got you fooled into thinking that phone of yours is the cat's teats, but I ain't never met a communication system that could keep out old reliable here.
Wendell: My phone's from Korea.
Harry: Koreans make phones? Well, what's next? We make pals with the Cubans?
Wendell: Jake, the calculator on my phone is more sophisticated than this thing.
Harry: Well, maybe the Japs have got you fooled into thinking that phone of yours is the cat's teats, but I ain't never met a communication system that could keep out old reliable here.
Wendell: My phone's from Korea.
Harry: Koreans make phones? Well, what's next? We make pals with the Cubans?
Movie: Undercover Grandpa