Unfriended Quotes
Blaire Lily: For a sec I thought this was real
Mitch Roussel: How do you know it's not?
Blaire Lily: Stop trying to freak me out.
Mitch Roussel: Or what?
Blaire Lily: Or... I'll send my dad to fight you [winky emoji]
Mitch Roussel ,
Blaire Lily: Your dad's not home...
Blaire Lily: How do you know?
Mitch Roussel: Cause he's out drinking with mine [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
Mitch Roussel: How do you know it's not?
Blaire Lily: Stop trying to freak me out.
Mitch Roussel: Or what?
Blaire Lily: Or... I'll send my dad to fight you [winky emoji]
Mitch Roussel ,
Blaire Lily: Your dad's not home...
Blaire Lily: How do you know?
Mitch Roussel: Cause he's out drinking with mine [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
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Jess Felton: [sarcastically whilst straightening her hair]Blaire you're a dirty girl, you're going to hell just like the rest of us...
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Laura: [Adam dials the police]911, please state your emergency.
Adam Sewell: Yeah! Um, there's someone threatening me and my friends online and they also threatened our friend Valerie Rommel, you sent some officers over there earlier to her house but they didn't see what we saw. And there's a lot more to the story, so.
Laura: What is your friend's address?
Adam Sewell: What?
Laura: Her address?
Adam Sewell: Uh guys, guys what's her address?
Jess Felton: Uh... hold on, I have it in my desk hold on.
Adam Sewell: One sec...
Jess Felton: 10705 East Bower.
Adam Sewell: Yeah it's 10705 East Bower and he keeps threatening us and he won't leave us alone.
Laura: Where are you right now sir?
Adam Sewell: Um i'm at home, online... with my... with my friends
Laura: Are you safe?
Adam Sewell: Yeah.
Laura: All of you?
Adam Sewell: ...Yeah, we're good.
Laura: Even Ken?
Adam Sewell: What?
Laura: Don't... Hang Up.
Adam Sewell: What?
Jess Felton: Wha-What just happened?
Adam Sewell: Shhh, Shhh!
Laura: I said, Don't... Hang Up.
Blaire Lily: Who did you call?
Adam Sewell: Fuck! [weighs back in chair in frustration]
Adam Sewell: It's this fucking arsewhole! [Laura's account then rejoins the group convo]
Adam Sewell: Yeah! Um, there's someone threatening me and my friends online and they also threatened our friend Valerie Rommel, you sent some officers over there earlier to her house but they didn't see what we saw. And there's a lot more to the story, so.
Laura: What is your friend's address?
Adam Sewell: What?
Laura: Her address?
Adam Sewell: Uh guys, guys what's her address?
Jess Felton: Uh... hold on, I have it in my desk hold on.
Adam Sewell: One sec...
Jess Felton: 10705 East Bower.
Adam Sewell: Yeah it's 10705 East Bower and he keeps threatening us and he won't leave us alone.
Laura: Where are you right now sir?
Adam Sewell: Um i'm at home, online... with my... with my friends
Laura: Are you safe?
Adam Sewell: Yeah.
Laura: All of you?
Adam Sewell: ...Yeah, we're good.
Laura: Even Ken?
Adam Sewell: What?
Laura: Don't... Hang Up.
Adam Sewell: What?
Jess Felton: Wha-What just happened?
Adam Sewell: Shhh, Shhh!
Laura: I said, Don't... Hang Up.
Blaire Lily: Who did you call?
Adam Sewell: Fuck! [weighs back in chair in frustration]
Adam Sewell: It's this fucking arsewhole! [Laura's account then rejoins the group convo]
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Val Rommel: [upon seeing the tagged photos of her on Jess' facebook]You trashy little bitch delete them.
Jess Felton: Oh wait, did you just call me trashy seriously [taken aback in laughter]
Jess Felton: Oh wait, did you just call me trashy seriously [taken aback in laughter]
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[first lines] Teacher: Laura!... Laura? [Laura fires upon herself on the high school basketball courts, a female student then screams as the teacher and crowd rush towards Laura's body and Blaire pauses the liveleak video]
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Blaire Lily: [leaning towards the camera preparing to unbutton again]Get the knife, Get the knife baby.
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Mitch Roussel: [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group]Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.
Jess Felton: I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily: Jess it's okay [mutes mic]
Jess Felton: No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton: Fuck guys.
Laura: [Via Skype IM]Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you. [Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
Laura: .
Jess Felton: Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
Jess Felton: I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily: Jess it's okay [mutes mic]
Jess Felton: No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton: Fuck guys.
Laura: [Via Skype IM]Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you. [Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
Laura: .
Jess Felton: Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Adam Sewell: What's up?
Blaire Lily: [glancing at the icon for billie227]It's still there...
Adam Sewell: So were you two really cybering?
Blaire Lily: [beginning to add in Mitch, Jess and Ken to the convo]No.
Blaire Lily: [glancing at the icon for billie227]It's still there...
Adam Sewell: So were you two really cybering?
Blaire Lily: [beginning to add in Mitch, Jess and Ken to the convo]No.
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Blaire Lily: [imitating Pazuzu possessed Regan MacNeil as her webcam turns on displaying her wriggling toes]Mitch! Mitch, I've got something to show you.
Mitch Roussel: Are you doing your demon voice again?
Blaire Lily: [continuing with impersonation]Yeah, do you like them?
Mitch Roussel: Ooh yeah, let me have a look, love the purple and just the top of the toes.
Mitch Roussel: Are you doing your demon voice again?
Blaire Lily: [continuing with impersonation]Yeah, do you like them?
Mitch Roussel: Ooh yeah, let me have a look, love the purple and just the top of the toes.
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Blaire Lily: [upon discovering no-one has talked with Val tonight]I'm adding her.
Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val.
Jess Felton: [laughing]Nobody likes Val, except for Val
Ken Smith: Val. Yeah see you just get me Jess.
Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val.
Jess Felton: [laughing]Nobody likes Val, except for Val
Ken Smith: Val. Yeah see you just get me Jess.
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Mitch Roussel: I just don't see why I can't come over later.
Blaire Lily: You know you can't.
Mitch Roussel: Why?
Blaire Lily: No. My dad would kill you.
Mitch Roussel: Pfft, that's easy I would die for you.
Blaire Lily: You know you can't.
Mitch Roussel: Why?
Blaire Lily: No. My dad would kill you.
Mitch Roussel: Pfft, that's easy I would die for you.
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Blaire Lily: [beginning to button and unbutton before leaning closely forward to the webcam]Get the knife... Get the knife baby.
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Laura: Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own...
Mitch Roussel: [as the Skype message countdown initiates]No, none of us would do that.
Mitch Roussel: [as the Skype message countdown initiates]No, none of us would do that.
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Jess Felton: [Upon Blaire revealing her note causing Adam's death, screaming, hyperventilating and crying]You stupid bitch! You killed him.
Blaire Lily: [Crying and in shock rocking back up against bedside wall]I'm so sorry Jess, I didn't know what else to do.
Blaire Lily: [Crying and in shock rocking back up against bedside wall]I'm so sorry Jess, I didn't know what else to do.
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Ken Smith: Let's say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it but Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
Adam Sewell: [burying head upon desk in shocked laughter and disbelief]Aw Ken buddy...
Blaire Lily: Ken...
Ken Smith: What? I'm sorry that was in poor taste.
Adam Sewell: [burying head upon desk in shocked laughter and disbelief]Aw Ken buddy...
Blaire Lily: Ken...
Ken Smith: What? I'm sorry that was in poor taste.
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Jess Felton: [begins to straighten both sides of her hair as Blaire and Mitch return to their respective webcams]Blaire you're a dirty girl, you're going to hell now... you're going to hell like the rest of us.
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Ken Smith: [as billie227 turns on Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's Skype mics with him whispering into the phone]Guys can you just fucking trust me, install this software and I'll find out who it is.
Jess Felton: [Being the only one with an already turned on mic witnessing billie227 IM nice try guys let me turn those mics on for you and then switch their mics on]Guys! Guys, he can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
Jess Felton: [Being the only one with an already turned on mic witnessing billie227 IM nice try guys let me turn those mics on for you and then switch their mics on]Guys! Guys, he can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Laura: [as Skype account IM billie227]Whose ready for a bonus round?
Jess Felton: [Crying and whimpering as she still brandishes her two remaining fingers in Never Have I Ever]No!
Adam Sewell: [standing upwards and brandishing his father's gun]No fuck this! I'm fucking ready for you motherfucker! Come on over! I'll fucking kill you! [Living room printer then begins printing one paper copy]
Jess Felton: [Crying and whimpering as she still brandishes her two remaining fingers in Never Have I Ever]No!
Adam Sewell: [standing upwards and brandishing his father's gun]No fuck this! I'm fucking ready for you motherfucker! Come on over! I'll fucking kill you! [Living room printer then begins printing one paper copy]
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Laura: [Via billie227 Skype IM]Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.
Jess Felton: That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
Blaire Lily: [Puts finger down]It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
Jess Felton: F-Fuck you.
Adam Sewell: Great friend Blaire.
Blaire Lily: I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
Mitch Roussel: Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
Jess Felton: That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
Blaire Lily: [Puts finger down]It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
Jess Felton: F-Fuck you.
Adam Sewell: Great friend Blaire.
Blaire Lily: I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
Mitch Roussel: Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
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Laura: [Via billie227 IM]Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.
Jess Felton: [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief]What? Guys are you serious? [beginning to cry]
Mitch Roussel: No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that [pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
Adam Sewell: Blaire?
Jess Felton: [In exasperation]Blaire did you do that?
Blaire Lily: [In earnest defense and disbelief]No, I wouldn't do that.
Adam Sewell: How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
Mitch Roussel: Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
Adam Sewell: Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
Mitch Roussel: [In angry, certain defense of Blaire]Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Sewell: [Taken aback in drunk, angry state]Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
Adam Sewell: [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger]Fuck, it was me alright.
Jess Felton: Adam!
Mitch Roussel: You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
Adam Sewell: Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
Jess Felton: [Crying and hyperventilating]I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
Jess Felton: [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief]What? Guys are you serious? [beginning to cry]
Mitch Roussel: No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that [pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
Adam Sewell: Blaire?
Jess Felton: [In exasperation]Blaire did you do that?
Blaire Lily: [In earnest defense and disbelief]No, I wouldn't do that.
Adam Sewell: How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
Mitch Roussel: Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
Adam Sewell: Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
Mitch Roussel: [In angry, certain defense of Blaire]Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Sewell: [Taken aback in drunk, angry state]Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
Adam Sewell: [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger]Fuck, it was me alright.
Jess Felton: Adam!
Mitch Roussel: You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
Adam Sewell: Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
Jess Felton: [Crying and hyperventilating]I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
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Laura: [Via Skype IM]Never Have I Ever spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton: [as Billie's Skype IM countdown is reaches the early 10's]Fuck, it was me okay.
Blaire Lily: [Surprised and taken aback]You said it was Val...
Jess Felton: [Defensively responding]It's not like there's not some kind of truth in there.
Blaire Lily: Jess how could you do that to me?
Jess Felton: What with all the times you'd come around and we'd go out and you being offered or asked about food and you saying no sorry I'm not hungry, I've already eaten, all that shit. [weezing out the final parts of the explanation as Blaire goes over her response]
Jess Felton: .
Jess Felton: [as Billie's Skype IM countdown is reaches the early 10's]Fuck, it was me okay.
Blaire Lily: [Surprised and taken aback]You said it was Val...
Jess Felton: [Defensively responding]It's not like there's not some kind of truth in there.
Blaire Lily: Jess how could you do that to me?
Jess Felton: What with all the times you'd come around and we'd go out and you being offered or asked about food and you saying no sorry I'm not hungry, I've already eaten, all that shit. [weezing out the final parts of the explanation as Blaire goes over her response]
Jess Felton: .
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Ken Smith: [after sending through the Trojan destroyer software in attachment email to Blaire, Mitch, Jess and Adam]Has everybody downloaded the attachment?
Jess Felton: Wait so what are we doing?
Ken Smith: It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
Laura: [Via Skype IM]Ken. What are you doing?
Ken Smith: [In false assurity]Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
Jess Felton: I don't know if I want to do this.
Blaire Lily: Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
Laura: [Sets pinwheel timer at 1: 00]You have one minute to stop this.
Jess Felton: Wait so what are we doing?
Ken Smith: It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
Laura: [Via Skype IM]Ken. What are you doing?
Ken Smith: [In false assurity]Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
Jess Felton: I don't know if I want to do this.
Blaire Lily: Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
Laura: [Sets pinwheel timer at 1: 00]You have one minute to stop this.
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Ken Smith: [Clicking multiple things on his laptop and standing upright relaying to the others in shock, disbelief and concern as Blaire's jpeg message from Blaire downloads through]I can't fucking shut it off.
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Ken Smith: [In response to Val's cruel facebook inbox response to Laura's plea now visible screenshotted on Laura's instagram and the group's response]Look let's just say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it, but I'll give you the Kenpinion Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
Adam Sewell: [Burying head in living room dining table in laughter induced disbelief and shock]Ken! Buddy.
Blaire Lily: [In saddened response of disapproval]Ken...
Ken Smith: [Smirking to self]What? Okay sorry I should not of have said that it was in poor taste.
Adam Sewell: [Burying head in living room dining table in laughter induced disbelief and shock]Ken! Buddy.
Blaire Lily: [In saddened response of disapproval]Ken...
Ken Smith: [Smirking to self]What? Okay sorry I should not of have said that it was in poor taste.
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Laura: [Facebook inboxing Blaire after her and Mitch's protests of both their innocence in the upload of the Laura Barns Kill Urself video]I know you wouldn't do this Blaire... why are you protecting him?
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Blaire Lily: [Closing ChatRoulette tab after the friendly girl from Nevada contacts the Fresno County Sheriff's department and informs of an oncoming squad car to Jess' provided address]Okay Jess so the police are coming, they are on their way, you're going to be fine Jess.
Jess Felton: [Grasping her ensuite bathroom door looking out at Blaire and Mitch whimpering and crying in fright]Why is she doing this?
Laura: [Skype IM messaging with a smiley face emoticon as Jess continues to cry and grasp her bathroom door talking with Blaire and Mitch in fright]Goodbye, Jess.
Blaire Lily: [Jess' feed then begins to freeze and disappear]Jess? Jess, no, Okay run Jess, just run!
Jess Felton: [Rolling across bathroom door right to left in pain and struggle screaming before coming to a sudden pain filled plea]No!
Jess Felton: [Grasping her ensuite bathroom door looking out at Blaire and Mitch whimpering and crying in fright]Why is she doing this?
Laura: [Skype IM messaging with a smiley face emoticon as Jess continues to cry and grasp her bathroom door talking with Blaire and Mitch in fright]Goodbye, Jess.
Blaire Lily: [Jess' feed then begins to freeze and disappear]Jess? Jess, no, Okay run Jess, just run!
Jess Felton: [Rolling across bathroom door right to left in pain and struggle screaming before coming to a sudden pain filled plea]No!
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Blaire Lily: [Crying in relief at test alarm and notification on desktop]It's an alarm I set for tomorrow, we have a test. [Mitch slightly laughs in fear filled response]
Blaire Lily: Mitchie, do you hate me?
Mitch Roussel: [Crying and hyperventilating]No I don't hate you Blaire.
Blaire Lily: [In relief]You don't?
Mitch Roussel: No I don't hate you, I love you so much.
Laura: One more question.
Blaire Lily: Mitchie, do you hate me?
Mitch Roussel: [Crying and hyperventilating]No I don't hate you Blaire.
Blaire Lily: [In relief]You don't?
Mitch Roussel: No I don't hate you, I love you so much.
Laura: One more question.
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Mitch Roussel: [Enraged and hysterical over Adam's turn of the Never Have I Ever confession into he and Blaire's affairs]Oh hands up we're still playing! We're still playing here!
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