Upright Citizens Brigade Quote
Captain Lunatic: It's time for you to come out of weed heaven and Potville for a second and give me a little informationi, a little Captain Lunatic time!
Bong Boy: Hey, let me down!
Captain Lunatic: Now, what do you know about this missing McMadison girl?
Bong Boy: Oh yeah. Last night I saw her and her husband.
Captain Lunatic: Husband?
Bong Boy: Yeah. He was drunk and his face was all pixilated. Wait a second. That might have been on Cops last night.
Captain Lunatic: You wanna play games, huh? Old Lunatic's got a game for you, called junkie quit hitting yourself! [makes him hit himself]
Bong Boy: Ahh! Ahh! Make me stop!
Captain Lunatic: I can't make you stop! You're the one doing it!
Bong Boy: Ow! Make me want to stop!
Captain Lunatic: Oh no. What does this look like? [pretends to steal his nose]
Bong Boy: That's my nose!
Captain Lunatic: I got your damn nose, punk! You ain't ever ever gonna see this nose again! [swallows his "nose"]
Bong Boy: Ahh! I need one of those.
Captain Lunatic: Aw, God. I could go to hell for this. Get down. Hold the gun.
Bong Boy: Huh?
Captain Lunatic: What does this feel like? [pretends to crack an egg over his head]
Bong Boy: Ahhh! That's an egg!
Captain Lunatic: That's an egg! [pretends to break another egg]
Bong Boy: Oh, no!
Captain Lunatic: That's another. That's two friggin' eggs! You look ridiculous!
Bong Boy: Hey, let me down!
Captain Lunatic: Now, what do you know about this missing McMadison girl?
Bong Boy: Oh yeah. Last night I saw her and her husband.
Captain Lunatic: Husband?
Bong Boy: Yeah. He was drunk and his face was all pixilated. Wait a second. That might have been on Cops last night.
Captain Lunatic: You wanna play games, huh? Old Lunatic's got a game for you, called junkie quit hitting yourself! [makes him hit himself]
Bong Boy: Ahh! Ahh! Make me stop!
Captain Lunatic: I can't make you stop! You're the one doing it!
Bong Boy: Ow! Make me want to stop!
Captain Lunatic: Oh no. What does this look like? [pretends to steal his nose]
Bong Boy: That's my nose!
Captain Lunatic: I got your damn nose, punk! You ain't ever ever gonna see this nose again! [swallows his "nose"]
Bong Boy: Ahh! I need one of those.
Captain Lunatic: Aw, God. I could go to hell for this. Get down. Hold the gun.
Bong Boy: Huh?
Captain Lunatic: What does this feel like? [pretends to crack an egg over his head]
Bong Boy: Ahhh! That's an egg!
Captain Lunatic: That's an egg! [pretends to break another egg]
Bong Boy: Oh, no!
Captain Lunatic: That's another. That's two friggin' eggs! You look ridiculous!
Movie: Upright Citizens Brigade
