We Know Where You Live Quotes
Eddie Izzard: Pavlov did experiments with dogs. Fantastic ones, where he did Day one: rang bell, dog ate food. Day two: rang bell, dog ate more food. Day three: rang bell, dog ate my leg. I mean, we know this, you ring bells and dogs are gonna ****ing eat food. But his cat experiments were never published. Day one: rang bell, cat ****ed off. Day two: rang bell, cat went and answered door. Day three: rang bell, cat said, There's a bell ringing. Day four: rang bell but cat put its paw on bell so it only made a thunk thunk thunk noise. Day five: went to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries. Day six: cat rang bell. I ate food.
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Eddie Izzard: Matthew Kelly cannot be with us tonight, he has exploded.
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Jeremy Hardy: The police attack people and people forgive the police, people say 'well, it is a difficult job'. Of course it's a difficult job. Jobs are difficult. After all, they're just normal people. Police are not normal people. Who do you know who rides a horse round a shopping centre?
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Jonathan Ross: [reading out apologies] There's a telegram from Geri Halliwell: Sorry I can't be with you. I smelled some soup on the way there and have to spend the rest of the week working it off at the gym.
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