Weekend at Bernies Quote
Richard Parker: This is the note. Listen. Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation.
Larry Wilson: What?
Richard Parker: That's what it says.
Larry Wilson: Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he. It's got my name written on it!
Richard Parker: Oh God.
Larry Wilson: Son of a *****. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation?
Richard Parker: It doesn't matter, Larry, it doesn't matter.
Larry Wilson: Oh, yes it does matter, Richard, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here!
Richard Parker: For Christ's sake, Larry! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh?
Larry Wilson: Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops!
Larry Wilson: What?
Richard Parker: That's what it says.
Larry Wilson: Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he. It's got my name written on it!
Richard Parker: Oh God.
Larry Wilson: Son of a *****. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation?
Richard Parker: It doesn't matter, Larry, it doesn't matter.
Larry Wilson: Oh, yes it does matter, Richard, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here!
Richard Parker: For Christ's sake, Larry! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh?
Larry Wilson: Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops!
Movie: Weekend at Bernies
