What I Like About You Quotes
Gary: What did you eat?
Holly: I think it must have been the soup
Gary: Was it cream of IBop?
Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!
Gary: But you said I could have it
Holly: Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!
Holly: I think it must have been the soup
Gary: Was it cream of IBop?
Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!
Gary: But you said I could have it
Holly: Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!
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Holly: [talking to Vince about their friends] I chose to hang out with my friends and you chose to lay on top of yours.
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Holly: What's more important than doing it in front of everyone she loves... and Tina.
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Lauren: I wrote the note!
Val: Rick didn't write the note?
Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
Val: You wrote the note?
Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
Val: You're what?
Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
Val: Rick didn't write the note?
Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
Val: You wrote the note?
Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
Val: You're what?
Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
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Tina Haven: You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.
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Tina Haven: [Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?
Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.
Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.
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Gary: Well, I say we celebrate.
Val: Oh, not with a song...
Holly: Let's celebrate sitting down.
Val: Oh, not with a song...
Holly: Let's celebrate sitting down.
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Holly: I quit.
Val: What, you can't quit! You're on a roll.
Holly (to Jeff): Help me out.
Jeff: You're fired.
Holly: Thank you.
Val: What, you can't quit! You're on a roll.
Holly (to Jeff): Help me out.
Jeff: You're fired.
Holly: Thank you.
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Holly: Listen, what if I go live with Nana?
Mr. Tyler: Your grandmother? She's a terrible influence! I mean, c'mon, you know she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma.
Mr. Tyler: Your grandmother? She's a terrible influence! I mean, c'mon, you know she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma.
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Mr. Tyler: All right, I'll talk to Val.
Holly: No, let me do it. You're not that great a salesman.
Mr. Tyler: Have you seen my plaque? (turns on a light above a plaque on the wall)
Holly: Yeah. And the picture of the plaque.
Holly: No, let me do it. You're not that great a salesman.
Mr. Tyler: Have you seen my plaque? (turns on a light above a plaque on the wall)
Holly: Yeah. And the picture of the plaque.
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Val: [About a fashion designer] Man, if I could snag a client like her my career would take off like a rocket, bang!
Jeff: I think you want whoosh. When you're talking rockets, bang is bad.
Jeff: I think you want whoosh. When you're talking rockets, bang is bad.
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Val: Are we dead?
Jeff: If we are, do I still have to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys"?
Jeff: If we are, do I still have to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys"?
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Gary: What are you doing?
Holly: Oh, I'm just playing a little game. It's called getting killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing! Help me.
Gary: Oh, sure. Anything for the cause. I mean, I don't want you moving to Japan. Have you seen their trees? They're like yea big!
Holly: Oh, I'm just playing a little game. It's called getting killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing! Help me.
Gary: Oh, sure. Anything for the cause. I mean, I don't want you moving to Japan. Have you seen their trees? They're like yea big!
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Holly: Your life is fascinating . Its fascinating. You're fascinating!
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Jeff: I have a situation.
Val: What kind of situation?
Jeff: This mattress is kicking my butt situation!
Val: What kind of situation?
Jeff: This mattress is kicking my butt situation!
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Holly: I'm going to stay with Nana until Dad gets back.
Val: You don't have to stay with Nana.
Holly: No, Val, it's a good thing. I should spend time with her while I still can.
Val: What does that mean?
Jeff: Oh, no! Did Nana get busted?
Val: She uses it for glaucoma.
Jeff: Aww, you're so cute...
Val: You don't have to stay with Nana.
Holly: No, Val, it's a good thing. I should spend time with her while I still can.
Val: What does that mean?
Jeff: Oh, no! Did Nana get busted?
Val: She uses it for glaucoma.
Jeff: Aww, you're so cute...
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Holly: Look, Dad got another promotion at work. They're moving him. Us. To Japan.
Val and Jeff: Japan!?
Val: That sucks!
Holly: That's what I said. Well, in my head. I still have to pay Dad a dollar every time I say suck.
Val: This is unacceptable...
Jeff: Wait a minute - what about if you were to say "Hey, kid, don't suck your thumb?" Do you still got to pay him?
Val and Jeff: Japan!?
Val: That sucks!
Holly: That's what I said. Well, in my head. I still have to pay Dad a dollar every time I say suck.
Val: This is unacceptable...
Jeff: Wait a minute - what about if you were to say "Hey, kid, don't suck your thumb?" Do you still got to pay him?
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Gary: Don't feel bad. I grew up with this stuff. A lot of people your age have problems with the technology.
Jeff: My age? Dude, I'm only ten years older than you!
Gary: You mean like a decade?
Jeff: So you think I'm old?
Gary: No...sir!
Jeff: My age? Dude, I'm only ten years older than you!
Gary: You mean like a decade?
Jeff: So you think I'm old?
Gary: No...sir!
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Jeff: What were you guys doing in there, man?
Gary: I went in to get my movie!
Jeff: You like this movie?
Gary: I love that movie! I'm like obsessed with it! It's one of those movies where I'm like, man, I would love to be one of those characters!
Jeff: You wanna be one of the Ya-Ya Sisters?
Gary: No, no! I went in to get "The Matrix," man...this must be Val's.
Jeff: You want free cheesecake for a year?
Gary: Sure!
Jeff: Make it disappear!
Gary: I went in to get my movie!
Jeff: You like this movie?
Gary: I love that movie! I'm like obsessed with it! It's one of those movies where I'm like, man, I would love to be one of those characters!
Jeff: You wanna be one of the Ya-Ya Sisters?
Gary: No, no! I went in to get "The Matrix," man...this must be Val's.
Jeff: You want free cheesecake for a year?
Gary: Sure!
Jeff: Make it disappear!
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Jeff: You guys aren't fighting, are you? I know how sisters can be.
Val: You have two brothers.
Jeff: But I have seen "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"!
Val: That's about a mother and a daughter! Weren't you paying attention at all?
Jeff: Yeah... Please don't make me watch it again!
Val: You have two brothers.
Jeff: But I have seen "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"!
Val: That's about a mother and a daughter! Weren't you paying attention at all?
Jeff: Yeah... Please don't make me watch it again!
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Jeff: Stupid "Palm Pirate."
Val: Isn't it called "Palm Pilot?"
Jeff: Not if you buy it off a guy in a van.
Val: Same guy who sold you the "Rulex?"
Val: Isn't it called "Palm Pilot?"
Jeff: Not if you buy it off a guy in a van.
Val: Same guy who sold you the "Rulex?"
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Jeff: Hey, what's that?
Holly: It's the "Good Roommate Chart." The GRC.
Jeff: Oh, yeah. She gave me the GBC - the "Good Boyfriend Chart." It was issued to me after a very unfortunate pull-my-finger incident.
Holly: ... I heard.
Holly: It's the "Good Roommate Chart." The GRC.
Jeff: Oh, yeah. She gave me the GBC - the "Good Boyfriend Chart." It was issued to me after a very unfortunate pull-my-finger incident.
Holly: ... I heard.
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Holly: (to Gary, on the phone) Don't worry! I'll just tell Jeff you missed the bus. (hangs up, to Jeff) Gary's running late. He's watching "SpongeBob SquarePants".
Jeff: What a loser! It's a repeat!
Jeff: What a loser! It's a repeat!
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Jeff: (to Val) I've been to a million parties like this when I was Holly's age and there all the same: girls hanging in one side of the room, guys hanging out on the other side. It's pretty boring until some guy named Chad shows up with beer that he got with a fake I.D. Everyone starts drinking, the two sides merge. Chad hits it off with Holly and tells her that he's thinking becoming a pro tennis player, she thinks he's cute because he has the kinda hair that looks perfect when he does nothing to it. He offers her a beer, Holly smiles. I'm going to kill this Chad guy when I get my hands on him!
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Holly: (When Val comments about how Holly's skirt is too short) Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't I go see if I have something in my "Amish" drawer?
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Holly: (to Gary) And then, on the way to school, she said damn. Twice.
Gary: VAL?
Holly: Uh-huh.
Gary: Man, my parents would never let me miss school. You know, for once I would love to NOT win the perfect attendance award.
Holly: (laughing) Gary, perfect attendance is something to be proud of.
Gary: That's what it said on the sash.
Gary: VAL?
Holly: Uh-huh.
Gary: Man, my parents would never let me miss school. You know, for once I would love to NOT win the perfect attendance award.
Holly: (laughing) Gary, perfect attendance is something to be proud of.
Gary: That's what it said on the sash.
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Val: How do we figure out where she is?
Jeff: Would it be cheating if we read the flyer to the party?
Jeff: Would it be cheating if we read the flyer to the party?
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Gary: Time to take one for the scrapbook!
Holly: What scrapbook?
Gary: Time to start a scrapbook!
Holly: What scrapbook?
Gary: Time to start a scrapbook!
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Holly: So, what you tell your brother you're using the car for?
Gary: To deliver food to old people.
Holly: Is that what you told your parents?
Gary: Oh, no no no, they'd never believe that. They think I'm at a jump-rope marathon for the Heart Association. They donated $30.
Gary: To deliver food to old people.
Holly: Is that what you told your parents?
Gary: Oh, no no no, they'd never believe that. They think I'm at a jump-rope marathon for the Heart Association. They donated $30.
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