What We Do in the Shadows Quote
Deacon: One day I was selling my wears, and I walked passed this old creepy castle. And I look at it and think, 'very old and creepy. And then this creature... flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And just at the point of death; this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened it's wings, like this. And hovered above me. Screeching. 'Now you are vampire.' And it was Petyr. And we're still friends today.
Movie: What We Do in the Shadows