Who's the Boss? Quotes

Angela: Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match?
Tony: What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking.

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Angela: Was that the phone?
Tony: Yeah, that was the phone.
Angela: Who was it?
Tony: Oh, it was the, uh - Oh, it was the Arthur Murray dance studio. You just won a free dance lesson.
Angela: Great. Now all my problems are solved. I'll be a Rockette.
Tony: You'll be a good one.

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Angela Bower: Tony and I love each other. But like friends, not like married people.
Jonathan Bower: But what's the difference?
Samantha Micelli: S-E-X.
Jonathan Bower: Sex? Oh, is that all? Then why don't you just have that and get it over with?

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Tony: Well, could you just try to remember what I said?
Angela: Tony, if I had a lobotomy I would remember that.
Tony: Well, good, because let me tell you one thing, Angela. You'd never catch me doing something dumb like sleeping with my employer.

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Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.
Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.
Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis.
Tony: Yeah, and she can still walk.

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