Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Paul: Please help me!
Jim: Quicksand is it?
Paul: R... (errr...) yes.
Jim: Say nothing, say nothing, I'll pull you out.
Paul: Today if you could!
Jim: Undoubtedly. Grab my hand then.
Paul: Verily I will.
Jim: Well here we go, well, pull... (Jim tries to pull Paul out)
Paul: ...X-rays, I need x-rays! My arm's broken!
Jim: Yes, it feels like it is!
Paul: Zor, Zorro was my favourite children's doh... I think the quicksand is seeping into my brain!
Jim: Are you a sad little man? You are aren't you?
Paul: Basically, yes!
Jim: Come on, I'll get you back out here on dry land. (Jim pulls Paul out)
Paul: Damn! I nearly died in that quicksand.
Jim: Everybody does, you know.
Paul: Finally yes, they do.
Jim: Goodbye to the quicksand then.
Paul: Hello to a new life.
Jim: I love you!
Paul: Just saying that!
Jim: Kinky little devil!
Paul: Love me?
Jim: Much, much, much, much, much.
Paul: ...Noooo!
Jim: Oh yes!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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