Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Jim: Just come in, son, come in and tell us your sins.
Paul: (deep breath)Kevin, my next door neighbour, I buried him up to his neck in sand.
Jim: Let's see if I've got this right - Kevin?
Paul: My, my, yes, that was his name, yes. Kevin, yes.
Jim: No, no, not Kevin!
Paul: Oh yes it was!
Jim: Please don't tell me it was Kevin!
Paul: Erm... Q? Erm... erm... What word begins with Q?
Clive: "Queue" does! The word "queue" begins with Q!
Paul: Queue! Gardens is where I buried him up to his neck!
Jim: Right, well that's a terrible sin, there may be no way that I can absolve you.
Paul: Surely Father, there must be something you can do.
Jim: Teddy, I could give you a little teddy! And you could cuddle it, it might make you feel better.
Paul: Urdu. I like your 'urdu.
Jim: Very kind of you to say so, thank you very much.
Paul: Er.. Windowlene?
Jim: Xylophones need this to make the look shine better.
Paul: Youngsters know best.
Jim: Zee, zee, zee, zee! (presses on his watch) I'm Jimmy Olsen calling Superman! Zee, zee, zee, zee!
Paul: About time too! I wondered when Superman was gonna turn up!
Jim: Big git, Superman!
Paul: Yeah. Er... Chair. Chair. Can you tell me when he's gonna get here?
Jim: Don't know but he could be here any minute. Look, there he is!
Paul: Everyone's looking at up the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Jim: Frankly I don't know!
Paul: Good heavens! Look at the way he's soaring towards us!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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