Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Tony: So is it true you, er, you, er, sort of went to bed with each Dwarf in turn? Or is that just light gossip?
Sandi: Well I think it's fair to say I've loved each Dwarf individually, in their own special little way.
Tony: Are they very little in every way?
Sandi: Well, certainly Grumpy not very big, and I think that's what makes him quite so grumpy. but Happy has got a real way with him.
Tony: But that's just coke, presumably.
Sandi: Well yes, sometimes we have Coca-Cola and then sometimes we have crisps, and that's a really jolly time!
Tony: I bet you have 7-Up as well! I mean it's hearsay, I mean, do tell me what happened in the Château Marchmand, I mean, you know?
Sandi: Well we went in first, we played with the little animals, and we laid out our picnic, and then we shagged senselessly!
Clive: Last question, Tony.
Tony: Oh, and finally, I just wanted to know what precisely is, 'cos there've been rumours. (sniff) your relationship (pretends to snort a line) with the, er, with the Wicked Witch?
Sandi: Well, it's not been carnal, but we do like to do it looking in the mirror!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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