Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Colin: Thank you very much for coming to this (over audience laughter) hastily assembled press conference, so please... yes sir (points to Greg)
Greg: Are you sore at all?
Colin: I was, of course, a little bit, but a lot of orange juice seemed to let that go. Yes sir (points to Ryan)
Ryan: Why?
Colin: This, I felt, would benefit generations that came after me and I documented it on film and it will be shown in many schools. Yes (points to Greg)
Greg: Is it human?
Colin: What kind of a question is that? Of course its human. It's mostly, 90% human
Greg: As a follow up, does it have a neck?
Colin: Yes!
Phil: Are you doing this for the money or is there some emotional attachment?
Colin: At first, it was just for the money but then there was a strong emotional attachment and a nice hat that came with it.
Ryan: When he was done, did he buzz you out?
Colin: That rumour has been going on forever, I tell you, it's a bald-faced lie!
Greg: Was it a natural child birth, or was it in a manner of his choosing?
Colin: It was very painful and it was in the style of a hoedown
Clive: I don't think we need anymore questions. Have you any idea what this might be?
Colin: I had your love child?
Clive: Yes

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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