Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Tony: Do you really think green is your colour? (Stephen is wearing a green shirt)
Stephen: Who designed that suit?
Tony: Don't you know Jocasta Bompshin?
Stephen: Are you related to him?
Tony: Am I?
Stephen: How old are you?
Tony: (gets a piece of clothing) Would you like to try this on?
Stephen: Aren't you going to answer my first question? (Stephen and Tony laugh)
Tony: Why do you ask?
Stephen: ... Ahhhh..! (Buzz!)
Tony: Yes sir, can I help you?
Colin: Can you help me?
Tony: I... (Buzz! Tony gives a thumbs up and leaves the playing area)
Clive: Oh, I wasn't gonna buzz you out, but never mind.
Ryan: Do you have any tweed?
Colin: Like what?
Ryan: Should I be helping you?
Colin: (looks around) Aren't I the customer?
Ryan: Do I work here?
Colin: Are you making a fool of me?
Ryan: Did you take a number?
Colin: (looks confusingly at his ticket) ...Is this a "4" or a "6"?
Ryan: Can't you tell the difference...? (Buzz! Colin walks off)
Clive: Totally illogical.
Stephen: Have you got any spare coat hangers please?
Ryan: Would you like to take a look in the mirror?
Stephen: Would that be alright?
Ryan: (brings one out) Doesn't this look like one?
Stephen: You've done this work before haven't you?
Ryan: Do I look like a rookie?
Stephen: ...Yes! (Buzz!)
Ryan: (to Colin) Back again, are you?
Colin: You remember me, do you?
Ryan: Is your face easy to forget?
Colin: Does William H

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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