Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Josie: Why are the walls painted this colour?
Stephen: Are you pissed?
Josie: Is there alcohol here?
Stephen: Is this a party or what?
Josie: What's your name?
Stephen: ...Ah well you got me there! (Buzz!)
Colin: What's your sign?
Josie: Wouldn't you like to know, huh?
Colin: Can't you tell me?
Josie: Do you French kiss?
Colin: With my clothes on?
Josie: Do you have a naked body under there then?
Colin: Would you like to see? (pretends to take his clothes off)
Josie: ... (Buzz!)
Ryan: Should I speak or should you speak?
Colin: Do you mind if I put on my clothes first?
Ryan: ... (Buzz!)
Josie: So are you looking for love in your life?
Colin: Can't you tell?
Josie: Would you like a drink?
Colin: Shall I mix it for you?
Josie: ... What's your... (Buzz!)
Colin: What would you like?
Ryan: Do you have vodka?
Colin: Russian?
Ryan: Is there any other kind?
Colin: ... (Buzz!)
Stephen: Haven't we met before?
Ryan: Bill Kirchenbauer?
Stephen: Roger Johnson? (they shake hands)
Ryan: How the hell have you been?
Stephen: All-thAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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