Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Greg: From the makers of "He Stole My Doner Kebab", it's "He Invaded My Chip Shop!" She was a girl working in a chip shop. He was a man with chips on his mind.
Mike & Ryan: (enter)
Mike: I'm hungry! Hungry, d'ya hear? Hungry and lots of salt!
Ryan: You're not enough of a man to handle my chips!
Greg: But then the night came, when a small dark stranger entered the chip shop and changed their lives forever!
Tony: (enters on his knees)
Tony: (camp voice) Hello!
Mike: Say buddy, you have to be above this line to eat here! (Tony's eye line is to Mike's trouser zip!)
Greg: Thrilling romance!
Mike: (hides Tony's face in his jacket bottom)
Greg: Terrifying chase scenes!
Mike, Ryan & Tony: (mimic running around in panic)
Greg: Disgusting battered chips!
Ryan: (cries as he batters the chips - literally!)
Mike: (cries) Stop it!
Tony: (sticks tongue out in disgust)
Greg: Starring Cheese Crevace as Doug the Stranger!
Tony: (steps forward)
Greg: Karl Winkley as Otto - he had a lot on his mind!
Mike: (steps forward with a moody face)
Greg: And Beverley Chest as Gwendoline, and introducing her breasts!
Ryan: (steps forward, Tony mimics Ryan's breasts)
Greg: "He Invaded My Chip Shop", coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen pork rolls!
Mike & Ryan: (enter)
Mike: I'm hungry! Hungry, d'ya hear? Hungry and lots of salt!
Ryan: You're not enough of a man to handle my chips!
Greg: But then the night came, when a small dark stranger entered the chip shop and changed their lives forever!
Tony: (enters on his knees)
Tony: (camp voice) Hello!
Mike: Say buddy, you have to be above this line to eat here! (Tony's eye line is to Mike's trouser zip!)
Greg: Thrilling romance!
Mike: (hides Tony's face in his jacket bottom)
Greg: Terrifying chase scenes!
Mike, Ryan & Tony: (mimic running around in panic)
Greg: Disgusting battered chips!
Ryan: (cries as he batters the chips - literally!)
Mike: (cries) Stop it!
Tony: (sticks tongue out in disgust)
Greg: Starring Cheese Crevace as Doug the Stranger!
Tony: (steps forward)
Greg: Karl Winkley as Otto - he had a lot on his mind!
Mike: (steps forward with a moody face)
Greg: And Beverley Chest as Gwendoline, and introducing her breasts!
Ryan: (steps forward, Tony mimics Ryan's breasts)
Greg: "He Invaded My Chip Shop", coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen pork rolls!
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
