Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Greg: From the people who brought you "Sheep Cutting" it's "Revenge of the Sheep Shearer", a movie that takes place in the heart of the Basque country. She was a young girl with loving on her mind.
Tony: (enters, laid on the floor)
Greg: He was a vicious Basque warrior who bit the testicles off sheep.
Ryan: (enters, picks up the sheep and performs the aforementioned castration)
Tony: No, what fresh hell is this?! (Tony and Ryan exit)
Greg: He was a fascistic Spanish colonel who would get his way no matter what.
Colin: (enters) (Spanish accent) I want my way! (Colin exits)
Greg: See the thrilling chase through the mountains with Daisy the Wonder Sheep!
Ryan: (enters riding the sheep and baaing)
Greg: Thrill to the Basque's fight for freedom as there's a punchout using paella!
Tony: (enters with Colin) Take some prawns! (throws food at Colin. Ryan rides past riding Daisy the Wonder Sheep. All three exit)
Greg: See the fascistic colonel beat Daisy and everone else within his reach with a birch rod!
Colin: (enters with Tony and beats him)
Tony: Aarrrggh!
Colin: (Spanish accent) I told you, I'm very dangerous! (Tony and Colin exit)
Greg: Starring Deep Sleazely as the fascistic Spanish colonel.
Ryan: (enters)
Greg: Hear him say: (Colin is about to enter as he'd played the colonel throughout the scene but steps out of the way)
Ryan: I love the Dutch!
Greg: Carl Nibbley as Veronica.
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Hear her heave fretfully:
Tony: I've split my pants, look! (Ryan is trying not to laugh)
Greg: And introducing Da

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