Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Greg: From the people who brought you Jello Wars and the people who brought you Orange Marmalade Wars, it's Jelly Wars! See the incredible evil emperor!
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Death-defying battles between him and the scion of good, Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (enters. Ryan and Tony flick jelly at each other)
Greg: A gigantic floating vessel is built, and the rebels must destroy it!
Mike: (flies in. Tony and Ryan flick jelly and buns at Mike)
Greg: Using their only weapon - delicious desserts! (Mike flies away but explodes on exit)
Tony: Take this cream bombe! (Shoves into Ryan's face)
Greg: Delicious romance between Luke and Princess Yinyan!
Mike: (re-enters) Go ahead! Bite off the snails! Bite off the snails! (Ryan does so) Yes!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars, where good meets evil against the forces of whipped cream! Starring Snag Wagley as the evil emperor. Hear him quip:
Tony: (steps forward) (camp accent) Ooh, get 'er!
Greg: Podge Weebley as the flying fortress:
Mike: (steps forward) This damn thing'll never get off the ground! Get my butt-thrusters in action!
Greg: And introducing that new hero of the screen, Harrison Snoard as Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (steps forward) I wish I had a condom!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars: Spread It Over The Chest Of Evil coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen confusing scenes!
Mike: (flies towards the camera until he completely covers the screen)

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment