Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Stephen (the prosecutor): Thank you, m'lud. A crime of passion is the worst crime to commit.. involving.. passion.
Jim (the judge): Oh well put, sir. Well put.
Stephen: There, I rest my case. No, I would like to call my first witness, who was a witness to the murder on the 4th of the 9th of January. (Tony enters in a flying helmet with goggles)
Stephen: Could you state your full name and occupation.
Tony: My name is Princess Margaret! (gives Stephen the "two finger salute")
Stephen: And what do you do?
Tony: I'm very soon in line for the throne, and can I have a drink?
Stephen: No, I'm sorry we cannot oblige you at this time, Princess Margaret. (bows) Could you tell... (Tony headbutts Stephen, who falls to the floor)
Jim: Oh, excellently put I felt! Who's your next witness? Move this thing along, I've got a very important lunch.
Stephen: M'lud, this next witness I think will crack this case wide open. (Steve enters wearing a child's hat)
Stephen: Now this bor, poor boy here, has no parents, as they both murdered each other in a lover's argument. Could you explain what it was about, Little Billy?
Steve: It was all about you. It was about you coming inbetween them, the way you did.
Stephen: (Pauses) Well, it was one of those nights!
Steve: I think you've been drinking! I smell drunk man's drink on your breath!
Stephen: I, I suggest you withdraw that!
Steve: Alright... (makes rewinding sound, Stephen goes and gets into intelligble discussion with Jim. Tony enters in a Robin Hood hat and slaps his thigh)
Stephen: M'lud, this is my star witness, the late... Freddie Johnson.
Tony: Oh no he isn't!
Audience: Oh yes he is!
Tony: Oh yes he is! I'm just fresh from panto! Whaddaya wanna kno
Jim (the judge): Oh well put, sir. Well put.
Stephen: There, I rest my case. No, I would like to call my first witness, who was a witness to the murder on the 4th of the 9th of January. (Tony enters in a flying helmet with goggles)
Stephen: Could you state your full name and occupation.
Tony: My name is Princess Margaret! (gives Stephen the "two finger salute")
Stephen: And what do you do?
Tony: I'm very soon in line for the throne, and can I have a drink?
Stephen: No, I'm sorry we cannot oblige you at this time, Princess Margaret. (bows) Could you tell... (Tony headbutts Stephen, who falls to the floor)
Jim: Oh, excellently put I felt! Who's your next witness? Move this thing along, I've got a very important lunch.
Stephen: M'lud, this next witness I think will crack this case wide open. (Steve enters wearing a child's hat)
Stephen: Now this bor, poor boy here, has no parents, as they both murdered each other in a lover's argument. Could you explain what it was about, Little Billy?
Steve: It was all about you. It was about you coming inbetween them, the way you did.
Stephen: (Pauses) Well, it was one of those nights!
Steve: I think you've been drinking! I smell drunk man's drink on your breath!
Stephen: I, I suggest you withdraw that!
Steve: Alright... (makes rewinding sound, Stephen goes and gets into intelligble discussion with Jim. Tony enters in a Robin Hood hat and slaps his thigh)
Stephen: M'lud, this is my star witness, the late... Freddie Johnson.
Tony: Oh no he isn't!
Audience: Oh yes he is!
Tony: Oh yes he is! I'm just fresh from panto! Whaddaya wanna kno
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
