Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Jim: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, we shall now hear the prosecution
Paul: I will prove to you mi'lord that some Lego Bricks have been stolen by a person or persons unknown
Jim: whoopie-doopie, I can bearly wait, lead on
Paul: I would like to call my first witness "Boppo the Clown"
Jim: Boppo the Clown??!!
Tony: (in small pink hat) (does weird dance)
Paul: No further questions, mi'lord
Jim: Your next witness is...?
Paul: I would like to call the Roman em-em-emporer, who had a stutter, which is why I stuttered there, to make him feel at home. I would like to call I Claudious
Jim: Spendid
Steve: (wearing Roman reef)
Paul: Is your first name "I"?
Steve: y-y-y-y-y-y-yes
Paul: Whose bloody fingerprints were they on the mantlepiece?
Steve: Sissy Fairfax
Paul: (to Jim) Sissy Fairfax. No further question mi'lord
Jim: Objection!!
Paul: Objection? What is this objection, mi'lord?
Jim: No idea. Carry on
Paul: I would like to call a surprise witness, Ms. Sissy Fairfax herself.
Jim: You didn't tell me!
Paul: Yes, I know, it's a surprise witness. I surprised myself
Tony: (in pointy hat) I'm here
Paul: Sissy Fairfax, are you not eligible for a Government grant?
Tony: Yes, I am, you left your underpants in the kitchen
Paul: (to Jim) I would like to take this witness home and roger him
Jim: Very well, case dismissed
Paul: I will prove to you mi'lord that some Lego Bricks have been stolen by a person or persons unknown
Jim: whoopie-doopie, I can bearly wait, lead on
Paul: I would like to call my first witness "Boppo the Clown"
Jim: Boppo the Clown??!!
Tony: (in small pink hat) (does weird dance)
Paul: No further questions, mi'lord
Jim: Your next witness is...?
Paul: I would like to call the Roman em-em-emporer, who had a stutter, which is why I stuttered there, to make him feel at home. I would like to call I Claudious
Jim: Spendid
Steve: (wearing Roman reef)
Paul: Is your first name "I"?
Steve: y-y-y-y-y-y-yes
Paul: Whose bloody fingerprints were they on the mantlepiece?
Steve: Sissy Fairfax
Paul: (to Jim) Sissy Fairfax. No further question mi'lord
Jim: Objection!!
Paul: Objection? What is this objection, mi'lord?
Jim: No idea. Carry on
Paul: I would like to call a surprise witness, Ms. Sissy Fairfax herself.
Jim: You didn't tell me!
Paul: Yes, I know, it's a surprise witness. I surprised myself
Tony: (in pointy hat) I'm here
Paul: Sissy Fairfax, are you not eligible for a Government grant?
Tony: Yes, I am, you left your underpants in the kitchen
Paul: (to Jim) I would like to take this witness home and roger him
Jim: Very well, case dismissed
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
