Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Ryan: Got a tape in the mail.
Colin: [groans] I thought we were out of the spy business...
Ryan: We're never out of the spy business, Colin, not as long as tapes keep coming to the door.
[Ryan plays the tape]
Greg: [as peppy marketer] How would YOU like to make money in Real Estate?
[Ryan flips the tape over]
Greg: Good morning, gentlemen.
Colin: Good morning.
Greg: How are you today?
Colin: Fine.
Greg: How's your cold, Ryan?
Ryan: It's cleared up.
Greg: Well all right then...
Colin: Like what am I, nothing?
Greg: I'd love to chat but I'm busy being on the...
[Ryan fast forwards]
Greg: Gentlemen, today's mission is of the greatest importance. The Emir of Groovefunkistan, a small Middle Eastern Nation is coming to visit the President. He'll be arriving in Washington D.C., however, his flight has been delayed and his burnoose is dirty. Your job is to go to his hotel, The George C. Clark hotel, you don't know it never mind, and clean a new burnoose for the Emir of Groovefunkistan. This tape will self destruct as soon as you throw it out the...
[Ryan throws it out the window]
Greg: BOOM!
Ryan: Thank God we picked window!
Colin: Yes. Well, we've got a mission, let's get to it.
[dramatic music]
Ryan: I can't remember where the hotel is, you've got your Thomas Guide?
Colin: Yes. [opens guide]
Ryan: E5. It's gonna be tough. Oh my God, my car's in the shop.
Colin: Well, luckily they've marked every street and town with big numbers and letters.
Ryan: Wait a minute...we're at E4 already.
Colin: Quick, E5!
Ryan: We're here! I didn't realize w
Colin: [groans] I thought we were out of the spy business...
Ryan: We're never out of the spy business, Colin, not as long as tapes keep coming to the door.
[Ryan plays the tape]
Greg: [as peppy marketer] How would YOU like to make money in Real Estate?
[Ryan flips the tape over]
Greg: Good morning, gentlemen.
Colin: Good morning.
Greg: How are you today?
Colin: Fine.
Greg: How's your cold, Ryan?
Ryan: It's cleared up.
Greg: Well all right then...
Colin: Like what am I, nothing?
Greg: I'd love to chat but I'm busy being on the...
[Ryan fast forwards]
Greg: Gentlemen, today's mission is of the greatest importance. The Emir of Groovefunkistan, a small Middle Eastern Nation is coming to visit the President. He'll be arriving in Washington D.C., however, his flight has been delayed and his burnoose is dirty. Your job is to go to his hotel, The George C. Clark hotel, you don't know it never mind, and clean a new burnoose for the Emir of Groovefunkistan. This tape will self destruct as soon as you throw it out the...
[Ryan throws it out the window]
Greg: BOOM!
Ryan: Thank God we picked window!
Colin: Yes. Well, we've got a mission, let's get to it.
[dramatic music]
Ryan: I can't remember where the hotel is, you've got your Thomas Guide?
Colin: Yes. [opens guide]
Ryan: E5. It's gonna be tough. Oh my God, my car's in the shop.
Colin: Well, luckily they've marked every street and town with big numbers and letters.
Ryan: Wait a minute...we're at E4 already.
Colin: Quick, E5!
Ryan: We're here! I didn't realize w
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
