Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Ryan: (walks on) We got a mission.
Greg: Good morning gentlemen. How are you?
Colin: Fine.
Greg: Really?
Colin: Do we have a mission, or...?
Greg: I have a mission of the utmost importance. The king of Kerblang- the king of Kabloong...Hard-to-Pronounceia...is coming to Washington, where he wishes to play croquet with the Vice President. The lawn in front of the White House must be manicured down to a fine sheen. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to mow the lawn, using any technology you have available. If you or any of your team are caught or killed, the Secretary will say something awful about you at your funeral. This message will turn into a bird and fly away right NOW!
Ryan: We got a mission!
(shakes hands with Colin, Dramatic music starts)
Ryan: How far is it to the White House?
Colin: about...(pulls out map)... 786 miles!
Ryan: We don't have that kind of time!
Colin: Yeah, but if you go the other direction it's right next door!
Ryan: Right!

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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