Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

(Chip rotates one prop on Wayne's back, making grinding noises. Wayne acts like a robot)
(Drew and Ryan are holding their prop over their heads)
Ryan: If we were thinner, we'd be dry.
(Chip and Wayne hold a prop just below their heads, raising and lowering their heads throughout)
Wayne: Rose! (makes gurgling noises)
Chip: My heart will go on.
(Holding his prop in his right hand, Drew pretends to ride Ryan, who makes galloping noises)
(Wayne holds both props in front of him)
Wayne: Today's show brought to you by the number 8.
(Ryan spins his prop)
Ryan: (holding it up and handing it to Drew) And there's your cotton candy.
(Wayne and Chip are sitting down, their props near their legs)
Chip: I wonder what it's like up there on the land.
(Ryan is pounding his prop on the ground)
Ryan: You must tell the English to leave now... while I make the butter!
(Chip and Wayne are holding one prop over their heads, making ram noises. They collide into each other)
(Drew is holding his prop in his right hand)
Drew: Eh, what's up, doc?
(Wayne is holding both props under his armpits)
Wayne: Oui, I am from France.
[BAD JOKE ALERT](Drew is handing his prop to Ryan)
Drew: I hope you like this ring. It's one karat. [carrot]

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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