Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

(Jeff is trying to hold both props on the floor)
Jeff: This escalator doesn't go aynwhere.
(Colin holds his prop over his head)
Wayne: (Hillbilly accent) We're gonna have enough moonshine for seven years, pa! (Colin squeals in delight)
(Ryan and Jeff are both holding their props against their chest)
Ryan: No, I'm the Riddler.
(Wayne sits on the floor, making snake charmer music while lift the spring on his prop. Colin watches)
(Jeff holds one prop against each ear and makes an elephant noise)
(Colin holds up his prop)
Colin: Another helping of pig butt?
(Ryan holds one prop against his head)
Ryan: Hey, you're the one who came to a loan shark.
(Wayne holds his prop over his head and makes Jewish-sound music)
(Ryan and Jeff each hold one prop in front of their mouths and imitate a saxophone)
(Colin is holding his prop over his butt)
Wayne: Come here, Curious George.
(Ryan is holding one prop against his mouth while Jeff imitates a fishing reel)
(Colin is holding his prop flatly in front of him)
Colin: We need a smaller computer.
Wayne: Shut up.
(Jeff holds both props in front of him, making a heart, and pretends to sing the "I Love Lucy" theme)
Ryan: (pretending to write in from of Jeff's face) "I Love Lucy".
(Colin holds his prop)
Colin: How did I go bald? Let's show on this model.
(Ryan holds one prop in front of both ears)
Ryan: (British accent) Yes, well someday, I'll be king of England.

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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