Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

(Ryan holds his props)
Ryan: Happy 4th of July! (repeatedly holds his props up in the air, making explosion noises Chip goes "Ooh" and "Aah")
(Wayne and Colin have their props over their heads)
Wayne: Hey mon.
Colin: Yeah, mon.
(Chip holds one prop)
Chip: And ended the second World War. (Holds the prop up) See page 139.
(Colin holds one prop against his stomach while Wayne pushes the spikes)
Wayne: Calm down, Bessie.
Colin: Your hands are cold!
Wayne: Shut up!
(Chip and Ryan each hold one prop over their groins)
Ryan: I ain't going to say it.
(Colin holds his props)
Colin: Man, how long have these Lifesavers been in your pocket?
(Chip holds both props over his head)
Chip: (Southern accent) And if you just send in your money, we will send you a lifesize- (cracks up)
(Colin holds one prop on the floor)
Colin: I thought the coliseum was a little bigger than this.
(Ryan holds both props against his ears)
Ryan: Hair in my ears?
Chip: Yes, hair in your ears, yes.
(Colin holds up one prop against his face while shaking it and making a vibrating sound)
(Chip holds both props under his armpits)
Chip: (French accent) Do you like French women?
(Colin holds one prop over Wayne, who's standing on the other prop)
Colin: Transport. (Wayne makes a noise, then runs off)
(Ryan is holding one prop)
Ryan: (handing it to Chip) Alright, and there's your fries. There's your Coke.

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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