Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Wayne: Bang! Bang! Can you dance for me, girl?
Denny: Can I dance? (starts dancing) How do you like them apples?
Wayne: What the hell you call that?
Denny: You think you can just come in here and scare me? You don't think I've seen tougher types than you come in my bar?
Wayne: (mimics sounds of boot spurs) Don't you want a real man?
(Denny reacts and starts to walk away. Buzz!)
Ryan: (in British accent) Have you got the time?
Wayne: Have I got the time?!
Ryan: Would you happen to know where the OK Corral is?
Wayne: What kind of pansy Englishman are you?
Ryan: Y'all from around these parts?
Wayne: You... Shut up! (Buzz!)
Colin: How's it going?
Ryan: Any requests?
Colin: What do you play?
Ryan: "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Colin: How does that go?
Ryan: (laughs) I don't know... (Buzz!)
Denny: Could you help me if I told you I got the bandit tied upstairs in my bedroom?
Colin: What?
(The audience and Drew crack up)
Denny: Do you know how to undo a knot made from a bathrobe cord?
Colin: Do you mean the hangman knot?
Denny: Is there any other worth doing?
Colin: Do I look like a boy scout?
Denny: ... Yes, you do! (Buzz!)
Ryan: (singing while miming playing a piano) Do you know...?
Colin: Can you do it on key?
Ryan: What key would you like it in?
Colin: G or F?
(Buzz!)
Wayne: Have you seen that woman who hog-tied me upstairs?
Ryan: What's she look like? What's she look like!
Wayne: Would you believe that she's about five
Denny: Can I dance? (starts dancing) How do you like them apples?
Wayne: What the hell you call that?
Denny: You think you can just come in here and scare me? You don't think I've seen tougher types than you come in my bar?
Wayne: (mimics sounds of boot spurs) Don't you want a real man?
(Denny reacts and starts to walk away. Buzz!)
Ryan: (in British accent) Have you got the time?
Wayne: Have I got the time?!
Ryan: Would you happen to know where the OK Corral is?
Wayne: What kind of pansy Englishman are you?
Ryan: Y'all from around these parts?
Wayne: You... Shut up! (Buzz!)
Colin: How's it going?
Ryan: Any requests?
Colin: What do you play?
Ryan: "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Colin: How does that go?
Ryan: (laughs) I don't know... (Buzz!)
Denny: Could you help me if I told you I got the bandit tied upstairs in my bedroom?
Colin: What?
(The audience and Drew crack up)
Denny: Do you know how to undo a knot made from a bathrobe cord?
Colin: Do you mean the hangman knot?
Denny: Is there any other worth doing?
Colin: Do I look like a boy scout?
Denny: ... Yes, you do! (Buzz!)
Ryan: (singing while miming playing a piano) Do you know...?
Colin: Can you do it on key?
Ryan: What key would you like it in?
Colin: G or F?
(Buzz!)
Wayne: Have you seen that woman who hog-tied me upstairs?
Ryan: What's she look like? What's she look like!
Wayne: Would you believe that she's about five
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
