Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Wayne: (mimes using a breath freshener)
Whoopi: Could you leave me alone?
Wayne: Ha ha... Is that The Color Purple?
Whoopi: Are you Helen Keller?
Wayne: Are you trying to diss Del Marico de Rique?
Whoopi: Are you pushing it just a little far, mister?
Wayne: Don't you want some of this? (does a little saucy dance)
Whoopi: Didn't I have that and threw it out? [Wayne genuinely gawks at her] Wasn't it just a little on the wee side?
Wayne: ...Yes. (Buzz!)
Colin: Do you want some of this? (dances like a dad at a wedding)
Whoopi: Are you crazy?
Colin: Don't you know there's only another two hours to go?
Whoopi: Would I care if I knew!?
Colin: Can't you make me a man?
Whoopi: Don't you think it's too late?
Colin: Don't you want to feel the pleasure that only one other woman has felt?
Whoopi: Is that the one who died?
Colin: Who's to know eighty-four orgasms can kill you?
Whoopi: Are you telling me... (laughs) ...that you had eighty-four orgasms and this is what I have to look forward to?
Colin: Don't you know it's not the package?
Whoopi: Has someone lied to you?
Colin: What are you saying?
Whoopi: Don't you think if I could I would with you?
Colin: Why are you fighting this?
Whoopi: Do you think I'm fighting?
Colin: Don't you know I can read your eyes? (moves closer to Whoopi until they are pretty much face-to-face)
Whoopi: ... (kisses Colin) (Buzz!)
Ryan: How does it feel to kiss a woman for a change?

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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