Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Brad: [wearing spiked hear wig] Do you know which one of the Backstreet Boys I am?
Wayne: [wearing Rapunzel wig] Don't you know that you look like Howie?
Brad: Do you know where I'm supposed to perform for the wedding?
Wayne: Why would you be asking me, the maid of honor?
Brad: Were you kissing the bride earlier?
Wayne: Do you have video?
Brad: If I did, would that be scandalous?
Wayne: [takes his hand] Would you take me in the altar?
Brad: Is this... some sort of Devil worship?
Wayne: Why don't you just leave with me?
Brad: Are you a natural blonde?
Wayne: [pause] All over?
Brad: [walks off - is replaced by Ryan]
Ryan: [wearing extremely small black Princess Leia wig - in German accent] Would you like some dieder schnitzel?
Wayne: Which part of Germany are you from?
Ryan: Aren't you the bride?
Wayne: Don't I look like the bride?
Ryan: Are you nervous?
Wayne: Why should I be?
Ryan: Haven't you heard your husband ran out?
Wayne: [pretending to eat] My husband ran out?!
Ryan: What did you say?
Wayne: [normally] I said, my husband... [Buzz!]
Colin: [wearing blonde woman wig - in gruff accent] Where's the bride's family sittin'?
Ryan: Do you know who you look like with hair?
Colin: Who would that be?
[Ryan walks back and is replaced by Brad]
Brad: [wearing pink wig] Did you know I'm always walking into spiderwebs? [does a series of random dances]
Colin: Did you

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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